You do coke and you kill people, that’s wonderful Tony

They say that youth is wasted on the young. It seems these days that cocaine, f-bombs, and gun violence is also wasted on the young. Yesterday this viral video popped up on YouTube, supposedly being a clip of an elementary school play of the infamous Scarface.

I’m not sure what it is more, adorable or hilarious, but be assured that it is both, in heapfuls. Little Tony Montana has a heap of popcorn on his desk instead of cocaine, but coke is still referenced by the children, along with plenty of “fudge” bombs, and the infamous Tony Montana death scene.

To be completely honest, I’m still not sure if this is 100% legit or not, but just like a disenchanted kid on Christmas, I want to believe. Now it’s only a matter of time before the conservative news groups and party poopers jump on this and spoil everyone’s good times, and that makes me sad. I mean, who’s anyone to say that 8-year olds are too young to know about drugs, sex, and greed? Fuck your honor roll student, these kids are on the honor roll of the streets.

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