Alan Smithee

Wii Relaxation Game In Development

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Today was a heavy news day for Iwata and Co @ Nintendo…but the only thing that I saw that was even somewhat worth sharing is the fact that Nintendo is actually working on creating a “relaxation” game that will utilize the new Wii Vitality Sensor in 2010.

Don’t get me wrong, but I can think of a few hundred other things that are free that I can use to relax, instead of buying a game and a peripheral…which frankly reminds me of the blood oxygen sensors at hospitals. Though with the picture above, all I can think about is when I’ll be able to get the penis version of the WVS so that I can mount it inside a modified fleshlight so I can relax with some porn and beer…yeah, I went there.

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