We’re So Secure In Our Masculinity We’re Giving Away Seats to Magic Mike Pre-Screening (SALT LAKE CITY)
That’s right, the same website who promotes Bearforce1 *HooAH!* whenever we get a chance has no qualms with a movie about male strippers and their gorgeous abs…I mean, manly…man…ness.
All I can see is digging myself into a deeper hole. So I shall now dispense with the specifics so that I can practice my dance movies. My Russian Kozachok dancing that is, because I’m manly like that. Google it people. After you print off your vouchers to get into this prescreening of course, DETAILS TO FOLLOW.
When: June 25, 2012 at 7:00PM
Where: The Gateway, Salt Lake City
How to get it: Go to, Gofobo print your tickets, and show up EARLY, at least a couple of hours, get your reserved seats and have dinner at the Gateway while you wait.
That’s it, pretty simple, print the vouchers, show up early, eat dinner, and watch dudes do things that your significant other will never do for you, ever.
Rated R for “pervasive sexual content, brief graphic nudity, language and some drug use.”
The film stars Channing Tatum (“Haywire”), Alex Pettyfer (“I Am Number Four”), Matthew McConaughey (“The Lincoln Lawyer”), Cody Horn (TV’s “Rescue Me”), Olivia Munn (“I Don’t Know How She Does It”), Matt Bomer (“White Collar”), Riley Keough (“The Runaways”), Joe Mangianello (TV’s “True Blood”), Kevin Nash (TV’s Almighty Thor), Adam Rodriguez (TV’s “CSI: Miami”) and Gabriel Iglesias (Comedy Central’s “Gabriel Iglesias Presents Stand-Up Revolution”).