Ryan Thomason

Watch 3 Seasons of True Blood in 5 Minutes!

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Now this is just efficient! OK, for those of you who are fans of the series, you all probably just want to do something like, bite my neck and let me bleed out.

I’m OK with that.

This is the internet, you can’t harm me after all. Since we’ve been talking about the new season that premieres on HBO this Sunday I’ve been looking for ways to find out what happened in the first three seasons, you know….without watching them. From what I can tell, the first three seasons were a lot of people saying weird things, blood and shooting stuff out of their fingers. Oh and more blood.

Who knows, there may be MORE to the show than that, but hey I don’t have a ton of time so this will do!

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