Robert Chesley

Vampire Bites Woman in Texas

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In what can be described only as “really dude?” This 19-year old was arrested for biting and dragging a woman out of her house.

From the police story:

Bensley, covered with tattoos and wearing only boxer shorts, forced his way into the apartment on Seawall Boulevard and made his way into the bedroom of a woman whose name has not been released, Heyse said.
Bensley made growling and hissing noises while biting and hitting the woman in her bed, Heyse said. Bensley then dragged her out of the apartment and she broke free.

“I’m a vampire, and I’ve been alive for over 500 years,” Bensley said, according to Erickson.

So, if anyone out there likes to “slay” vampires, maybe you want to set up camp in Dallas. Unfortunately, for the real vampires this guy gives them a bad name. I can’t wait until Fox News gets a hold of this story and blames video games for the cause. I’m getting 3 to 2 odds in Vegas for that one happening.


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