Alan Smithee

The Social Network Gets Spoofed

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I can’t possibly be the only person who refused to see The Social Network, I can’t be! It’s not that I don’t think it would be an excellent movie, I just have no urge to see a movie based on the Facebook founder and how it all got started. It’s too soon!

If they would have held off until the creepy details of Mark Zuckerberg’s seedy billionaire lifestyle comes out into the open, you know with the activities like little person trap shooting, rocket propelled bulldogs, and what have you…we’d have a much more interesting movie. It’s the downfall we all want to see! You can only stay on top for so long!

I’m serious, how much better was the movie Amadeus when you got to see Mozart’s downfall? We all secretly wish for people to fail so that we can feel better about ourselves. I realize that he does have a bit of a downfall near the end, but it’s not good enough for me. At least College Humor can give us a taste of what we REALLY wanted to see in this movie.

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