I hope I am not the only one that was simultaneously ecstatic and abhorred that they were remaking The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty. The first trailer has been released, and my dread has subsided into patient excitement. You should take a look, and tell us what you think.
And because I am a nerd like that, here is a look at the original.
It was a cold December morning in Salt Lake City when I was born, it was a Tuesday. You could tell it was Tuesday because the bathrooms smelled like despair, hopeless lost dreams, and Tuna. I began to grow at an alarmingly normal rate and after 30 years I achieved definite adult-like shape and realized that I had squandered my talent-like abilities. One day I will do something about that squandering, after I finish watching Doctor Who, and if my offspring leave me alone for five minutes.