The Only Two Reasons I’m Watching the Academy Awards
It’s the hosts. I don’t know why, but I’m just extremely curious about this pairing to host the the Awards. I already have a mild man crush on James Franco, but Anne Hathaway? That’s just toying with my heart strings, and….other strings that may be attached to other parts of my body. Usually I zone out for most of the show, and pay attention to the In Memorandum to see who died. All my movies lose anyways. Are you going to be watching? Do you even care who wins what awards?