Tentacle Monster + Cars = Super Hybrid
This car runs on BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
No word yet on if the car/monster will tentacle rape people, but we’re keeping our fingers crossed! I love B-movies, and you can thank movie house Anchor Bay for bringing us Super Hybrid. It’s out on Blu-Ray on August 23rd. Yes, I know, how can something like this go straight to the DVD/Blu-Ray bin and skip the theaters? I dunno, but hopefully they play it at the local beer serving theaters, cause this just has drunken awesomeness written all over it.
Here is the official synopsis:
Late one night, a mysterious car is brought into the Chicago police impound garage after a deadly traffic accident. The on-call mechanics soon discover the car has a mind of its own. With hundreds of horsepower and two tons of reinforced steel at its command, it’s a seemingly unstoppable killing machine capable of outrunning — and outwitting — humans.
I guess the people working there are probably a little bit mentally challenged, because wouldn’t it be I dunno. EASY to just hide from a giant car that requires a lot of space to get anywhere? Could you just, I dunno, walk out of the room and just go sit on the toilet and play on your phone while you take a dump and the tentacle monster gets it’s tentacles sex on all the cars sitting in the garage?