Ryan Wilson

Wii U Controller Will NOT Be Sold Seperately

Wii U Controller Will NOT Be Sold Seperately
 Ryan Thomason

A Pointless X-men: First Class Trailer

Really, what’s even the point of just changing up the trailer *SLIGHTLY^ enough with miniscule new things and the unleashing it on the internet as a “OMG NEW TRAILER!”?

 Ryan Thomason

WPR Discusses: Why Sony is REALLY Having Server Problems

WPR Discusses: Why Sony is REALLY Having Server Problems

After taking a couple of swings at Sony, I thought you guys might like some of our ideas for why this whole PSN debacle has made the online portion of the PS3 a brick for the last week.

 Ryan Thomason

Show Us on the Doll Where This Man Hurt You

If you want to internet punch the guy behind the “Friday” fiasco, here he is. Commit this face to memory and start prowling the web streets.

 Ryan Thomason

MTV Has No Soul

The network that brings you such thought provoking cinema such as Jersey Shore, Teen Mom 2, and The Real World *Insert ‘Challenge’ or ‘City Name’, released their trailer taking a dump on the old Michael J Fox starred Teen Wolf franchise.

 Ryan Thomason

Wait, Xmen 4 and 5 are STILL In The Works?

As someone who saw the X3 movie once, and then never wanted to go back to it, you’re probably just as surprised as I am that they are even TALKING about making 2 more movies from after Last Stand.

 Ryan Thomason

Work Break Time: Afternoon Delight

Work Break Time: Afternoon Delight

Oh Polish Pop Band Ambulans, you so silly.

 Ryan Thomason

Even the College SAT Assumes You Are A Moron Now

Remember when you spent all that time cramming for the SATs so that you could get into college, you’d have to read a whole bunch of vocabulary lists and remember what happened when X+6-Y= SOMETHING. Instead, you should have apparently been watching Reality TV.

 Evan Burkey

Damn You, Lucas: Phantom Menace 3D Gets A Release Date

Damn You, Lucas: Phantom Menace 3D Gets A Release Date

Just in case you didn’t hate the 3d film fad enough, now you can enjoy George Lucas ruining an already mediocre movie.