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Del Toro to Cause Gamers Anal Leakage in 2013

Del Toro to Cause Gamers Anal Leakage in 2013

While 2013 is still very far away, we can’t help but get excited for Guillermo del Toro’s first foray into the video game industry with inSANE. inSANE is a horror title being developed by Red Faction and Saint’s Row veterans Volition, Inc. and published by THQ for the Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, and PC platforms. […]

 Alan Smithee

WH40K Dark Millenium Online Will Be ‘Actiony’

WH40K Dark Millenium Online Will Be ‘Actiony’

The founder of Vigil Games, Dave Adams, is hoping that their new MMO coming out will buck the trend of the genre having cumbersome and all too typical interfaces and boring combat when they and THQ finally decide to put this amazing game on the market. I just want a street date, but I’ll take […]

 Alan Smithee

Get Your Tyranid On

Get Your Tyranid On

As if the news we had a few weeks ago about the Eldar being a playable race in the new Dawn of War II: Retribution wasn’t enough, we now know that the third playable race that will be available during the single player campaign will be none other than the Tyranids. That’s right! It’s time […]

 Alan Smithee

Homefront – Trailer

Homefront – Trailer

If you’re tired of killing aliens or terrorists in your shoot-em-up games, you’re in luck. Kaos studios and THQ are going to give you a chance to fight a united Korean and Japanese army…in America. Think Resistance but with Asians.

 Alan Smithee

Eldar Campaign Revealed for Dawn of War II: Retribution

Eldar Campaign Revealed for Dawn of War II: Retribution

Xopher’s head runs out blood.

 Alan Smithee

WH40K Dark Millenium Online – The Video Reveal

WH40K Dark Millenium Online – The Video Reveal

Xopher fears for his life.

 Alan Smithee

WAAAAAGH! Space Orks in Dawn of War II Retribution

WAAAAAGH! Space Orks in Dawn of War II Retribution

I just had a nerdgasm. Relic and THQ announced at Gamescom yesterday that the in the next expansion of Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War II series, sub-titled “Retribution”, will finally feature playable armies other than the boring ass Space Marines in the single player campaign, and up first are one of my favorite races…Space Orks!

 Alan Smithee

Warhammer 40,000: Dark Millenium Online

Warhammer 40,000: Dark Millenium Online

Ever since I got in to the tabletop game I have been dying for a game like this to be made, and now it’s here…sorta. Thanks to the E3 show this week, the guys from Vigil Games and THQ have finally let the cat out of the bag with the newly anointed MMO, Warhammer 40k […]

 Alan Smithee

The End of my Life, Revealed at E3?

The End of my Life, Revealed at E3?

In case you’ve missed it, I’ve been fapping over the fact that Vigil games has been working on a Warhammer 40,000 MMO for over a year now. It seems that we will finally get our chance to see what they’ve been working on for the past couple of years, at this year’s E3. According to […]

 Alan Smithee

UFC Undisputed 2010 – BJ Penn Trailer

UFC Undisputed 2010 – BJ Penn Trailer

Mr. Penn…I say this with the utmost respect, shut up already. It’s been proven by my favorite fighter Georges St-Pierre (twice now) that you’re not the ultimate thing in the MMA world. I can understand that you’re one of the more recognizable faces in the MMA world and certainly for the UFC, and this makes […]

 Alan Smithee

Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine – New Screens

Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine – New Screens

The trailer for the game might not be new, but we have the two new screens from THQ’s latest take on the Warhammer 40,000 universe, Space Marine. I have to say, that I still get chills from watching that trailer…these are the kinds of games I used to imagine playing back when I was still […]

 Alan Smithee

Darksiders Demo Released

It’s been a while coming, but the guys and gals at THQ have released a demo for their Legend of Zelda / God of War crossover hit Darksiders. The demo is available for PS3 and Xbox 360 today and promises to contain up to 90 minutes of gameplay. The last demo that took me that […]

 Alan Smithee

Warhammer 40,000 Announced for E3

Warhammer 40,000 Announced for E3

I love my wife dearly, but she’d better get ready to file the divorce papers right now, cause I will officially have no life when this game comes out. All of us Games Workshop nerds who used to play this game on tabletop terrain tables in the back corners of smelly comic shops will finally […]

 Alan Smithee

Avatar – Game Trailer

Continuing the love fest that I have for this movie, THQ released the trailer above at GamesCom this week in Germany. It doesn’t really give anything new from the movie, but at least it doesn’t appear as if it’s Ferngully the Game. I don’t care what people say, the movie’s gonna rock, but the game…might […]

 Alan Smithee

THQ Sale on Steam

THQ Sale on Steam

If you were holding out on picking up Dawn of War II for some reason, now’s your chance. All THQ games on Steam are now 50% off (for the time being). This means that you can pick up DoWII for $25! That’s a hell of a deal. There’s no telling when the sale ends, so […]