Alan Smithee

Morning Cup o’ Music

Yup, another day, another Vengaboys track. This one should make you want to visit the magical South American land of beautiful women with excellent boobies, a gigantic Jesus statue, and more people with the last name of Silva than you can shake a stick at. Still on the tracks from The Party Album, this is […]

 Alan Smithee

Morning Cup o’ Music

I dare you to NOT get up off your duff and start shaking your ass to today’s track. I liked hearing the Vengaboys yesterday so guess what, you get yet another track from the group. This one is off of the same album, but should be even more recognizable due to it being used in […]

 Alan Smithee

Morning Cup o’ Music

I figure that there’s nothing better than hearing some shitty vocal techno on a Monday following a weekend of binge drinking and bad eating. Right as this is going up this morning, I’m just now arriving at work feeling like hell because of how early it is. One thing that is assured to make me […]

 Alan Smithee

A Weird Kid’s Top Ten — Desert Island Albums

A Weird Kid’s Top Ten — Desert Island Albums

I’ve come to find that there is nothing more polarizing to most people than the kind of music we all listen to. Religion, sexual preference, or political beliefs mean absolutely nothing when you tell someone that you can’t stand Pink Floyd, or if you think that AC/DC was a shitty band. It was this thought […]