Robert Chesley

Vampire Bites Woman in Texas

Vampire Bites Woman in Texas

In what can be described only as “really dude?” This 19-year old was arrested for biting and dragging a woman out of her house.

 Ryan Thomason

Even the College SAT Assumes You Are A Moron Now

Remember when you spent all that time cramming for the SATs so that you could get into college, you’d have to read a whole bunch of vocabulary lists and remember what happened when X+6-Y= SOMETHING. Instead, you should have apparently been watching Reality TV.

 

RANT: UK Anti-Piracy ads

Recently I have been noticing one set of adverts playing more and more on TV, it’s the latest attempt at preventing piracy over here in the UK and at best it’s a huge waste of money (£3,000,000 to be exact). The advertisements I’m talking about are the “Knock off Nigel” ones primarily being run on […]

 

What the fuck was he thinking?!?

What the fuck was he thinking?!?

Throughout time, man has pondered many questions: What is the meaning of life? Where did we come from? What’s for dinner? Are you sure you’re 18? One beer or too many? Do you swallow or spit? These basic questions have shaped the way men go about their days on this earth.  And like most men […]