Alan Smithee

PS3 Mass Effect on the Way?

PS3 Mass Effect on the Way?

All signs are pointing to ‘not right now’ on a PS3 version of Mass Effect. The guys over at CVG had a recent interview with the same fella who went on and on about Dragon Age: Origins yesterday and he pretty much gave us the industry standard double-talk treatment.

 

Zombieland – International Trailer

The more I see of the Zombieland the more I realise this film needs to hurry and get released.  This new international trailer focuses on a couple of the rules to surviving a zombie filled world and introducing us to to the main cast focusing on the romance between Jesse Eisenberg and Emma Stone.  The […]

 Alan Smithee

Dragon Ball MMO?

I’ll be very upset if this game never reaches the American shores. As of right now it’s about to go into beta testing in Korea. The great bit, besides the cel-shading of the characters is that Akira Toriyama is doing most of the artwork for the game. I call dibs on being a Namekian woman!

 Alan Smithee

Dual Wielding in Modern Warfare 2

Dual Wielding in Modern Warfare 2

Infinity Ward’s Robert Bowling showed off a video recently of their world-ending FPS coming out this year, Modern Warfare 2 last week at a GameCrazy show that showed off a unique perk…that showed the player character dual-wielding Desert Eagles.

 Alan Smithee

BioWare says Mass Effect 30 FPS Locked

BioWare says Mass Effect 30 FPS Locked

The chaps over at VG247 sat down with BioWare’s Jesse Houston (an associate producer) and had an enlightening interview to say the least, most importantly to me is the one little detail about Mass Effect 2 that he dropped, which had me dancing a little jig at my desk this morning.

 Alan Smithee

GC 2009: Mass Effect 2 Trailer

EA has decided to share it’s GamesCom trailer with the rest of the world. In this one you get to see a few sights and get to know the Krogan race a little bit better (if you didn’t already know). I can’t tell if this is Urdnot Wrex or not. I hope it is, he […]

 Alan Smithee

Big Half-Life Sale This Weekend on Steam

Big Half-Life Sale This Weekend on Steam

Just got an email from Valve: Now thru Sunday, customers can save 66% on everything Half-Life or get the Valve Complete Pack for 10% off. Pretty good deals here people, get it while it’s hot.

 Alan Smithee

New Mass Effect 2 Screens

New Mass Effect 2 Screens

I hope you wanted to know more about Thane, the newly confirmed in-game squad member that we originally saw in the teaser trailer a few months back…’cause that’s all you get in these screenshots.

 Alan Smithee

Atomic Games DOA

Atomic Games DOA

Yeah…this is a great example of what happens when you try to make a balanced game that depicts both sides of a conflict, and actually forces you to think of your enemy of something more than just ‘nameless terrorist #6″, you get fired. All because of Six Days in Fallujah not getting funded, the guys […]

 Alan Smithee

LucasArts Are Teasing Dicks

LucasArts Are Teasing Dicks

Yeah, we’ll have to wait until Monday to find out what game from their back-catalog that we’re going to see released in the near future for PC (and eventually iPhone). LucasArts let out a tweet on Friday that stated the following: “Got a back-catalog announcement on Monday. It’s not X-Wing! I’m heading THAT rumor off […]

 Alan Smithee

Red-Band Trailer: Zombieland (NSFW)

Jesus, I can’t wait to watch this movie. I’m glad that Woody is working again. This is a warning, there’s an age gate on the video for good reason, we’re talking f-bombs, zombie titties, and all sorts of blood and gore. You’ve been warned.

 

Demo Daze – (I’M) Batman: Arkham Asylum

Demo Daze – (I’M) Batman: Arkham Asylum

Batman: Arkham Asylum has looked interesting ever since it was first announced. Clearly riding on the popularity of last year’s The Dark Knight, Batman: Arkham Asylum sets the adventure in you guessed it, Arkham Asylum. The story is being written by Paul Dini who worked on the excellent animated series of Batman back in the […]

 Alan Smithee

Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland – The Game

Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland – The Game

I’ll admit it, I’m a massive Tim Burton fan. I think that a good majority of us whores here are too. Whether it be PeeWee’s Big Adventure or the 1989 Batman movies, the guy just has a knack for turning the normal into the obscene. It is no stretch to me that he should do […]

 Alan Smithee

Serious Sam HD: New Screens

Serious Sam HD: New Screens

We just got the press release from CDV that has the all-new images of what you should expect when Serious Sam HD drops this fall. It already looks about 1000 times better than the one that I have for my PS2. It should be a fun game regardless.

 Alan Smithee

CoD4 Cheaters: You’d Better Hurry

CoD4 Cheaters: You’d Better Hurry

Call of Duty 4 cheaters of the world, get ready… Infinity Ward is on to you and they’re quickly scrambling to make a patch to fix all of the exploits that you’ve been using in the game. You’d think that a game about people killing each other using weaponry wouldn’t mind a bit of cheating, […]