New screenshots of Settlers 7…..Wait, there was a Settlers 6?

New screenshots of Settlers 7…..Wait, there was a Settlers 6?

Seriously, who makes these games? Oh that’s right, Ubisoft does. How silly of me. Well new screenshots were released and we have some of the best for you to peruse. I have to admit that while I’ve never played or barely heard of this game, the screenshots do look pretty good. And the game has […]

 Alan Smithee

Crysis 2 – New Screens

Crysis 2 – New Screens

Christ, are all PC games that release screenshots similar in making ones that are tooo fucking detailed? Seriously, each one of these has stuff in the background that would normally be ignored when in action…but when you look at stills of it all, you can count the damned leaves on each one of the trees. […]

 Alan Smithee

Bravo Valve, You Kings of Obscurity

Bravo Valve, You Kings of Obscurity

If you haven’t heard, it’s very possible that Valve has released a whole slew of potential Portal 2 artwork and have earned the title of “Kings of Obscurity” by including it all in an update for Portal that features hidden messages in audio format that have to be fed through a hash translator and ancient […]

 Alan Smithee

No More Heroes Paradise – Trailer

No More Heroes Paradise – Trailer

Wow, what I don’t know about current video games could fill a book, but I had no idea that there was a port of the Wii-tastic No More Heroes headed to the HD consoles until I ran across this trailer today. Looks like I’ll finally get my chance to join in on the action.

 Alan Smithee

HP Lovecraft + Comedy = The Last Lovecraft: The Relic of Cthulhu

Oh my…it seems that someone has finally made a movie that I could have never imagined being created. Yes, a road trip comedy featuring characters from the HP Lovecraft universe…and it’s actually set to come out on the big screen thanks to Dark Sky, sometime later this year. I can only hope that the movie […]

 Alan Smithee

Red Steel II – New Trailer

Red Steel II – New Trailer

Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed that the graphics in this game are great for it being a Wii game? I’d call shenanigans if I wasn’t so entertained about playing what might be the equivalent of Trigun: The Game. I am getting a strong “These are all the cutscenes” vibe from this […]

 

Microsoft Hates the PC: Alan Wake Console Exclusive

Microsoft Hates the PC: Alan Wake Console Exclusive

Well it’s official, Microsoft only loves the PC for selling Windows. That’s right, the makers of the most-used operating system in the world, is calling it quits on getting Alan Wake, one of the biggest Survival/Horror/Action games of the year, to the PC.

 Alan Smithee

Ghost Recon: Future Soldier – Teaser Trailer

Ghost Recon: Future Soldier – Teaser Trailer

Ok so, I was bitching about not being able to find any pictures of this game in action and Crom answered my prayers…we now have a teaser trailer for the game and it’s pretty awesome, especially the active camouflage near the end.

 Alan Smithee

Deus Ex 3 Coming?

Deus Ex 3 Coming?

Doing a bit of digging around on the interwebs today, I found an interesting morsel of gaming goodness. It seems our good buddies at Square Enix are wastin no time getting old Eidos properties up and running again, but this time we might get an even higher quality sequel to Deus Ex, not saying that […]

 Alan Smithee

Introducing Ghost Recon: Future Soldier

Introducing Ghost Recon: Future Soldier

Ubisoft has announced their big news (that they’ve been hinting about for a couple of days) today and I’m sure that most people will greet it with exasperated MEHs. I for one, am thrilled.

 Alan Smithee

Whorin The Games – February 3rd Edition

Whorin The Games – February 3rd Edition

This week, there’s not really much of anything that I see as an absolute “must-have” for any one of my gaming systems…though I am leaning towards picking up one game in particular…but you’ll have click that little button right there to see what that might be.

 Alan Smithee

BioShock 2 Launch Trailer

I think I might have just changed my mind about this game. I’m moving the meter from “apathetic” to “wait and see”. Man, that’s some pretty CG!

 Ryan Wilson

Pee-Wee Herman Weighs in on the iPad

In a time where iPad jokes rarely stretch outside the “sanitary pad” realm, Pee-Wee Herman (Paul Reubens) and the Playhouse crew bring us some original humor, making their relevance known again.

 

Demo Daze: Battlefield Bad Company 2

Demo Daze: Battlefield Bad Company 2

It may look generic, and it probably is, but that doesn’t stop Battlefield Bad Company 2 (BFBC2) from being a very fun game. Hit the jump for my impressions from the recently released Xbox 360 version of the multiplayer-only demo.

 Alan Smithee

Want in on C&C4’s Multiplayer Beta?

Want in on C&C4’s Multiplayer Beta?

If you’re one of the masses who can’t wait to get their hands on the next installment of Command & Conquer, then your prayers might be answered in the form of a multiplayer beta that EA will be giving THOUSANDS of keys away pretty soon. However, there is one little catch.