Ryan Thomason

WPR’s Official Salt Lake City Advance Screening of A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD

WPR’s Official Salt Lake City Advance Screening of A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD

YIPPEE KI-YAY MOTHER RUSSIA

 Ryan Thomason

I’m Going to the Moon! (If I had $150 Million)

I’m Going to the Moon! (If I had $150 Million)

Hello fellow wealthy citizen of Earth! Do you also have a cool $150 Million dollars that you were just going to use as toilet paper and/or for burning in your fireplace instead of wood to keep your mansion warm? Let’s go to the moon together instead!

 Alan Smithee

Haven’t The Russians Ever Heard of Ramen?

Haven’t The Russians Ever Heard of Ramen?

I was reading a news story earlier today about two guys in St. Petersburg who have just been charged with murdering and eating a sixteen year old girl…Haven’t these assholes ever heard of Cup-o-Noodle?

 Alan Smithee

Quite Possibly One of the Gayest YouTubes Out There

The song is ‘Balkan Bears’ by Azis and was found by a complete freak accident. I in no way typed in ‘gay bear’ into YouTube. Let’s just say that it’s amazing the videos you come across when you get trapped in a YouTube hole.