10 Things Red Hulk Hates About His Corporate Job

Red Hulk, like many unemployed people in America had to face the recession and get a real job to support his hobby of trying to kill The Hulk and just cause basic destruction on a mass scale.
Red Hulk GETS Smashed, by Fear Itself (Hulk #37 Preview)

What the hell am I missing out on?!?! I picked a bad time to be late to the comic book party.