Alan Smithee

Red Dead Redemption – Mmmm, Whores

Red Dead Redemption – Mmmm, Whores

Rockstar has seriously piqued our interest in this game today by releasing this video of the ‘ladies’ of Red Dead Redemption…I won’t lie, I count only one ‘real’ whore in the game, and she packs a six-shooter…the rest, well you’ll just have to see for yourselves won’t you?

 Alan Smithee

No More Heroes Paradise – Trailer

No More Heroes Paradise – Trailer

Wow, what I don’t know about current video games could fill a book, but I had no idea that there was a port of the Wii-tastic No More Heroes headed to the HD consoles until I ran across this trailer today. Looks like I’ll finally get my chance to join in on the action.

 Alan Smithee

Final Fantasy XIII – 360 Install Size

Final Fantasy XIII – 360 Install Size

If you so wished to install the newest Final Fantasy on your Xbox 360 when it comes out, you’ll have to make sure that you have at the very least 7 gigs available to do so.

 Alan Smithee

God of War III Spans 35 Gigabytes

God of War III Spans 35 Gigabytes

Yeah, the upcoming PS3 hit will have more than 35 GB worth of data just for the American release…the EU version will have significantly more because of all the extra voices needed for localization (approximately 40 GB). In 1989 standards, it would take approximately 24,000 discs to install it onto your massive hard drive. We’ve […]

 Alan Smithee

Excuses for Final Fantasy XIII’s Linearity

Excuses for Final Fantasy XIII’s Linearity

Say what you will about JRPGs, whether they’ve become too linear or just so clichéd in the types of characters and the situations they find themselves in. you can always guarantee that millions of gamers here in the Western portions of the world will be lapping this game up next month.

 Alan Smithee

NBA Jam – Not Wii Exclusive

NBA Jam – Not Wii Exclusive

Check the screenshot (which has since been fixed). Looks like I won’t have to blow the dust off my Wii after all. Good, I’d rather play it on my PS3 instead of the Wii. I’m also glad that the gameplay will be completely 2D like all sports games should be.

 Alan Smithee

Heavy Rain Documentary – “How Far Would You Go For Love?”

Heavy Rain Documentary – “How Far Would You Go For Love?”

The guys over at Quantic Dream have just released a cast & crew documentary in which they are all asked “How far would you go for love?” The video is…interesting but features mainly live people talking to the camera (not much gameplay footage). It’s plain to see that this game is meant to be more […]

 Alan Smithee

Super Street Fighter IV – Media Shotgun

Super Street Fighter IV – Media Shotgun

The guys at Capcom are giving out all sorts of shit for Super Street Fighter IV. Today, we’ve got a few videos and a whole mess of screenshots that feature the new characters, Ibuki, Dudley, and Makoto…all three were fan favorites from the Street Fighter III series.

 Alan Smithee

Xbox 360 is Finally Showing its Age

Xbox 360 is Finally Showing its Age

The first time that I saw Call of Duty 2 running on the Xbox 360, I knew then that the next generation of consoles were going to impress the hell out of me. I never had lusted after a new console as much as I did with the 360. It was something that I felt […]

 Alan Smithee

Fist of the North Star – New Game Screens

Fist of the North Star – New Game Screens

Wow, just wow. I was completely unaware that they were making a Dynasty Warriors: Fist of the North Star until this morning. I’m all for any DW game that has anime crossovers. Let’s face it, any game that lets you play as Kenshiro kicking guys’ head off and includes all of the amazing sound effects […]

 Alan Smithee

New Splinter Cell: Conviction Video

New Splinter Cell: Conviction Video

The much anticipated Splinter Cell: Conviction that’s slated to be released on the 13th and 16th in the US and the UK respectively is looking pretty damn hot. The video you’re seeing appears to be near identical to the one shown at E3 last year, only…there are some differences. Considering I still play the other […]

 Alan Smithee

New SSX Game on the Horizon

We’ve got a wait ahead of us, fellow SSX fanboys. Sometime in the 3rd quarter of 2011, we’ll finally get our hands on a HD SSX game, and you’d never guess who’s developing it…mother effing Criterion. That’s right, the same guys who were responsible for the excellent Burnout series will be making their own version […]

 Alan Smithee

Deus Ex 3 – No Longer Rumor

Deus Ex 3 – No Longer Rumor

The online listing for GDC this year just let a cat out of the bag for Eidos. The lecture titled, “Creating a Unique Visual Direction: The Successes and Failures of Creating a Near-Future Cyberpunk Setting with a Renaissance Twist in Deus Ex 3” should pretty much kill any speculation on whether or not there is […]

 Alan Smithee

Brink – New Screens

Brink – New Screens

Bethesda and Splash Damage were kind enough to share with us, a few new screenshots of their game Brink that is set to be released in the fourth quarter of this year. The game utilizes the id Tech 4 engine, which provides some of the smoothest looking screenshots I’ve ever seen.

 Alan Smithee

Barry Burton in Resident Evil 5 Gold Edition

Rebecca Chambers too, and I can already hear the internet swelling with titillation. I can’t wait to get the DLC for myself just so I can recreate one of the best mp3s that I randomly came across during the Napster years. It’s going to be so awesome to hear the same stale Jill-sandwich line over […]

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