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Hipsters Can’t Save Music

Hipsters Can’t Save Music

Buy all the damn vinyl that you want—you can’t stop progress.

 Ryan Thomason

Guys Only Buy These For Your Wife/Girlfriend, IF SHE IS A GEEK [UPDATE]

If you are not married to the geek type of woman (as I am) do not purchase these unless you like getting that stare that goes deep into your soul and crushes it. How dare you give them something that is a woman with 40-10-40 measurements? WHY WERE YOU EVEN LOOKING AT THIS? Oh and […]

 

EVE Developer CCP Shows Off New FPS Dust 514

EVE Developer CCP Shows Off New FPS Dust 514

You heard it here first, kiddos. CCP Game is making an FPS!

 Ryan Thomason

D&D News: New Monster Builder Online

D&D News: New Monster Builder Online

Dungeon Masters, you’ve got a new tool available to help flesh out those campaigns, or use it to kill off your players for being a bunch of jerks for making fun of it.

 Ryan Thomason

WPR Discusses: Is Patton Right?

WPR Discusses: Is Patton Right?

If you consider yourself a geek, then you probably know who Patton Oswalt is. If you don’t, he’s a guy that some geeks look up to as an idol of sorts, his words carry credentials that few can obtain, oh and he’s a stand up comedian.

 

SFIV Tips: Part 2 – Anti-Douchebaggery

SFIV Tips: Part 2 – Anti-Douchebaggery

Ok, so by now I’m hoping that you have found yourself a character. A character that you are comfortable enough with to actually go take on other real humans. Playing online can be extremely rewarding, but it can also cause someone to piss themselves, cry, and return SFIV to the store never speaking of it […]

 

SFIV Tips: Part 1 – Character Selection for Beginners

SFIV Tips: Part 1 – Character Selection for Beginners

So you’ve picked up SFIV and you’ve been playing it for a few days. As you continue to grind through the game with it set on ‘Easiest’ difficulty to unlock characters, you think to yourself, “Man… this game is pretty damn easy.” Well my friend, there is a whole world of depth that awaits you, […]

 

This Just In: I Suck At Street Fighter IV

This Just In: I Suck At Street Fighter IV

Well, after getting Street Fighter IV this past Friday I have come to the conclusion that I am even worse than when I was a chillun playing on SFII on the Sega Mega Drive (Genesis for you Yanks). I spent the best part of three hours facing off against Seth today. I was greeted with […]

 

Local Multiplayer is Life, Not Just for Offline

Local Multiplayer is Life, Not Just for Offline

Multiplayer, it’s been a staple of gaming ever since Pong was released way back in 1972. It’s simple, a number of players, usually up to 4, can play together in a game or against each other.  Thinking of many of the recent great games and they’ll likely have multiplayer. Originally to use multiplayer you needed real life friends […]