Alan Smithee

Watch Mortal Kombat: Legacy Episode 1

Watch Mortal Kombat: Legacy Episode 1

I was the one championing this series and I totally forgot that this aired yesterday!

 Alan Smithee

Mortal Kombat Web Series, Next Week

Mortal Kombat Web Series, Next Week

If the Mortal Kombat Rebirth short clip that the guys from Warner Bros. floated around last year are any indiciation of how cool and disturbing a live-action Mortal Kombat series could be, then the web series (premiering on the 12th of this month) should be a blast.

 Alan Smithee

Why Australia Sucks at Mortal Kombat

Why Australia Sucks at Mortal Kombat

Most of us already know about the ‘land down under’ and their retarded government ratings board who keep AAA titled games out of their country because the figure they’re too violent, but what we didn’t know is that they don’t give a shit about spoiling games for the rest of us!

 Alan Smithee

Mortal Kombat Gets Web Series

Mortal Kombat Gets Web Series

Do you remember that awesome-ass Mortal Kombat trailer that was put out last year? You know, the one that featured Michael Jai White as Jax as he and Sonya Blade briefed Scorpion on the various miscreants that make up their universe. Well…turns out that it’s not going to be a movie after all. Instead, they’re […]

 Alan Smithee

Mortal Kombat – Mileena Trailer

Mortal Kombat – Mileena Trailer

MOOOOORRRRRRTAAAALLLLLLL KOMBAAAAAAAAT!

 Alan Smithee

Mortal Kombat Pre-Order Exclusivity

Mortal Kombat Pre-Order Exclusivity

I’ve just about given up on Mortal Kombat as a series. The new venture coming from Warner Bros. and Midway had better blow my socks off otherwise I might just have to make good of my threat of never supporting or talking about them ever again. It’s a good thing that I have heard from […]

 Alan Smithee

New Mortal Kombat 9 Screens

New Mortal Kombat 9 Screens

Lookin pretty hot, but I’ve learned caution when it comes to MK games.

 Alan Smithee

Fatality! MK vs DCU DLC KIA

Fatality! MK vs DCU DLC KIA

Christ that’s alot of acronyms in one title. Let me help you decode. Since Midway and the Mortal Kombat license have moved into the loving hands of its new managing company Warner Bros., a few things have been changed. This is just the first instance of the ‘under new management’ type of restructuring that we’re […]

 Alan Smithee

Warner Wins Midway By Default

Warner Wins Midway By Default

Turns out that Midway won’t have to go to auction at all…seeing how they had only one bidder trying to purchase them. That’s right, nobody else but Warner Bros. even bothered to put in a bid for Midway. It’s like posting something on Ebay without a reserve only to be forced to sell it to […]

 Alan Smithee

Shitty Producer of Shitty Storyline Moves to Block Warner Buying Midway

Shitty Producer of Shitty Storyline Moves to Block Warner Buying Midway

Lawrence Kasanoff (the guy who produced the Mortal Kombat movies) is a very pissed man who feels entitled to something. He filed a motion recently to block Warner Bros. from buying Midway…because he claims Midway’s flagship series Mortal Kombat apparently wouldn’t be what it is today without his input and help. Sure, his idea to […]