Alan Smithee

There are 500 idiots with holes in their pockets…

There are 500 idiots with holes in their pockets…

Who I am sure are salivating and/or fapping about the fact that TriForce Sales is nearly done making 1:1 scale Lancer rifles from Gears of War / Gears of War 2. These won’t come cheap though, this isn’t quite the same as getting a retardedly long piece of metal and calling it Sephiroth’s Muramasa.

 Alan Smithee

New Gears 2 DLC Sounds Amazing

New Gears 2 DLC Sounds Amazing

Major Nelson recently had Epic’s Cliffy B on his podcast and discussed the upcoming DLC for Gears of War 2, titled Dark Corners. On the podcast, the designer revealed to us that the content was originally in Gears of War 2, but was cut out of the game’s release. Marcus and Dom are actually going […]

 Alan Smithee

Gears of War 2 Opening

I just saw this posted on gametrailers a few minutes ago, and I thought I would share with the group. I’m pretty excited for this game to come out. My only hope is that they finally share with us why the fucking Locust horde are fighting the humans of Serra. The last game barely shared […]