Alan Smithee

New Kinect Commercial Makes Me Facepalm

I don’t care how much 24 karat gold that you wrap around this thing, it’ll be a turd no matter how hard you try selling it to me otherwise. Like much of anything that Microsoft tries to hedge their way into, it’ll take a few billion dollars and a lot of time before they’re able […]

 Alan Smithee

“You Are the Controller” Kinect Ads Debut

Hint, it doesn’t fart rainbows.