Alan Smithee

Hustler’s This Ain’t Avatar – Trailer

Hustler’s This Ain’t Avatar – Trailer

Hustler struck gold a little while back when they started lampooning movies and celebrities (like Sarah Palin) in their pornos and it seems that they’ve finally put the wraps on their newest abortion that would probably be highly regarded by everyone at WPR, This Ain’t Avatar XXX.

 Ryan Wilson

James Cameron Hates Cheap 3D

James Cameron Hates Cheap 3D

In a move that can only be described as “shitting where you eat”, James Cameron has dissed the very existence of Piranha 3D, saying it cheapens the medium and brings it back to it’s bad horror movie days of the 70s and 80s. He then proceeds to stroke his own ego, stating that the current […]

 Ryan Wilson

Blue Kitties to Invade Theater Again to Take More Money

Blue Kitties to Invade Theater Again to Take More Money

The movie that freed millions from billions of their dollars is ready to hit the big screen again. Avatar returns to IMAX and Digital 3D screens on August 27th to limited screens with a claimed eight minutes of additional footage…or you can just wait for the upcoming Blu-ray releases. Your choice. Check your local theaters […]

 Ryan Thomason

Rumor Mill: Avatar Re-release?

Rumor Mill: Avatar Re-release?

Would you see Avatar again in the theaters? 3D only? More after the jump.

 Alan Smithee

Avatar Prequel Novel in the Works

Avatar Prequel Novel in the Works

If you’re one of the fans of the Avatar universe (like me) news like this is exciting. Jon Landau, the producer of Avatar, revealed in an interview that James Cameron is planning on writing a prequel book to help answer some of the more nagging plot-holes and questions that, at least some of us, would […]

 

The Origins of Alien vs Predator

The Origins of Alien vs Predator

With the new AVP game coming out in February Dark Horse Comics deserves much of the credit for having the idea in the first place. Dark Horse also deserves credit for creating a successful launch on their Aliens comic series in 1988, two years after the last movie was in theaters. In the last 22 years Dark Horse is the sole proprietor of quality Aliens and Aliens vs. Predator stories. We’ll give Aliens 3 a nod as being not bad, but after that give up on both franchises.

 Alan Smithee

My Third Helping of Avatar

My Third Helping of Avatar

This weekend, I actually plan on going to see a Avatar (the Cameron flick) in the theatre for a third time. I can’t even tell you how many other movies that I’ve ever seen 3 times in the theatre, because I honestly think this is the first time I’ve done something like this in my […]

 Alan Smithee

Avatar Beats Titanic’s Ass

Avatar Beats Titanic’s Ass

Well if you haven’t heard by now…yesterday, Avatar made the final $2,000,000 needed (no thanks to me going to see it for a second time) to surpass the other Cameron movie that has held the crown for waaay too long, Titanic. Geeks around the world rejoyce, we finally have a sci-fi movie in the #1 […]

 Alan Smithee

MediaWhore’s Best of 2009

MediaWhore’s Best of 2009

Two-thousand-and-nine, a year in which many of us expected to be in the middle of Space War I, or locked into a huge battle with the Decepticons of Cybertron. I don’t know about the rest of you, but I want my fucking jetpack or flying car now! Well, at least was a great year for […]

 

Six New Avatar Pictures

Six New Avatar Pictures

Today’s the day we finally get to see what Avatar finally looks like, at 10am EST / 7am PST the trailer for James Cameron’s highly anticipated film will be released and I cannot wait to glimpse what he’s got in store for us.  They’ve released a couple of images from the film featuring Sam Worthington, […]

 

The Governator and Tom Arnold Back Together At Last (Probably Not)

The Governator and Tom Arnold Back Together At Last (Probably Not)

For years now Tom Arnold has been talking about a sequel to True Lies, telling everybody “It’s Gonna Happen!”.  I’ve never expected to see this movie make the light of day but I’m glad to see that Tom is holding on to some hope that something that will reinvigorate his career.  The New York Times […]

 Alan Smithee

You Want 15 Minutes of Avatar?

James Cameron announced this week at Comic-Con that in as many IMAX and IMAX 3D theaters across the nation that can, will be showing 15 minutes of his new, highly anticipated movie Avatar (not The Last Airbender). for FREE on August 21, 2009. So put that date in your calendars and start making calls because […]