That’s right. That awesome Brøderbund Software game series from the 80’s and 90’s is getting a big-screen adaptation. And because you asked for it, Jennifer Lopez is going to be taking the lead. Wait. I asked for this?
Yeah, and MTV is doing it, so there can be two guarantees, teenager drama and no uglies in this movie. MTV hates Ugly People. They get in the way of the pretty late 20’s early 30’s actors portraying teenagers.
Great premise, huh? You ready for a ancient disaster pic about the destruction of Pompeii? Sounds boring as snot balls to me.
At least for a while. You see, the Weinstein Company has filed an injuction against Relativity, to stop any further sale of the franchise rights to anyone other than the Weinstein’s.
You heard that right. Because nothing says gothic action flick, like Bradley Cooper. I mean, he just exudes emo. He is so emo, he might as well be a cutter.
Oh, thats right. That crappy ass remake of the campy classic is getting a sequel. And it’s already in production. ‘Wrath of the Titans’. Yawn.