Ryan Wilson

PSA: Don’t Forget to Turn on Your Dusty 3DS by Tonight!

PSA: Don’t Forget to Turn on Your Dusty 3DS by Tonight!

Early adopters, don’t miss out on your chance on free games for your Nintendo 3DS!

 Alan Smithee

God Damnit Japan

God Damnit Japan

The completely un-necessary re-re-release of the popular DS hardware that features not one, but two underpowered cameras and no GBA slot has sold over 3 MILLION units since November according to Famitsu. That’s 3,000,000 giddy school children and up-skirt perverts that now are taking pictures of you while you pick your nose on the train. […]

 Alan Smithee

I’ve Become One of THOSE People…

I’ve Become One of THOSE People…

As I was doing some heavy thinking this weekend, you know the kind of heavy thinking that takes 30 minutes and allows you to read a few chapters of a book or get the high score in Tetris, and I realized that my brand of retro-snobbery is akin to the same cleft-assholed guys that prefer […]