Gasp, is Siri the Anti-HAL 9000?

With all of the politics and drama that goes on in the real world that most of us WPR staff try to avoid, we rely on our gadgets and gaming systems to be impartial bastions of neutrality…like they’re some sort of mechanical and digital versions of Switzerland.
In Communist Russia, Windows Phone Tries YOU

Microsoft really wants you iOS and Android users out there to give their Windows Phone interface a try…on your iOS of Android device.
RANT – 3 little things I wish they’d add to games

I’ve been thinking lately about the things that make a video game experience a nice one. Yes, all the amazing graphics, cinematics, gripping story, and characters we connect to are very important. So much so that sometimes they put so much focus on those things that they forget a few little things here and there.
GAME trialling preowned preorders

Alright, what genius at GAME’s offices thought this was a good idea?
Unfortunately, Resident Evil 5 (Movie) is coming

This cash cow just won’t stop being milked will it?
We Dare is Skipping the USA

Last week, staff writer Jeff Seale brought us the trailer for Ubisoft’s We Dare, and it got the ridicule it deserved for being such a shitty idea for a game. Lucky for us YOU ESS OF AYY gamers, we’ll not have to worry about mistakenly picking this game up from the bargain bin at our […]
The Great Gmail Derp-up of 2011
Google, I love you guys so very much, but when you disable people’s accounts without telling them you’re going to do so…it causes guys like me to panic.
Xperia Play phone will not play PSN games you already own
While I don’t know a lot of people who are eagerly anticipating Sony’s new Xperia Play phone, it seems like this is a bit of news that will turn off practically everyone who is interested in it.
Twelve Year Old Writes Mr. Dumbledore

This letter was written by a distraught twelve year old. I feel completely the same way.
Uncharted ANGER.

This may be old news to some, but to me it’s new and incredibly disappointing. Mark Wahlberg has confirmed that he will play…. now get this… Nathan Friggin’ Drake. Yes, you read that right. Marky Mark minus the Funky Bunch playing one of my all time favorite video game heroes. I cannot believe this travesty. In […]
The Chinese Take MMO Nerd to a Whole Different Level

As if spending hours upon hours playing the same game that doesn’t have an endgame, wasn’t bad enough…we’re now seeing rich ass MMO players in China attempting to outdo each other, in ridiculous ways.
Work Break Time: Afternoon Delight

Patton Oswalt makes me hungry and sad at the same time when he describes the state of America’s diet when it comes to fast-food. I’ll take my failure pile in a sadness bowl to go please.
Hustler’s This Ain’t Avatar – Trailer

Hustler struck gold a little while back when they started lampooning movies and celebrities (like Sarah Palin) in their pornos and it seems that they’ve finally put the wraps on their newest abortion that would probably be highly regarded by everyone at WPR, This Ain’t Avatar XXX.
Wiebe Tops Mitchell…Again

If you never saw the docudrama The King of Kong, you might not really care about this, but Steve Wiebe (the protagonist from said movie) has once again topped Billy Mitchell on the Twin Galaxies high score charts in Donkey Kong with a top score of 1,064,500. The last time that Wiebe defeated Mitchell, it […]
Blockbusters confusing item stock, and Twilight bandages.
Today I found Twilight: New Moon bandages at my local blockbuster store. At first I was bemused, thinking to myself, yes that is what I need Jacob covering up my booboos, or better yet, Alice Cullen aka Ashley Greene. (Yeah, I have a bit of a celebrity crush, I’m okay with that.) Now despite my […]