Alan Smithee

The Saddest Thing I’ve Seen All Day

The Saddest Thing I’ve Seen All Day

What you’re looking at right there is the SOM, a piece of personal hardware that the sad men and women across Japan and soon weeaboos across the US can use to help them…what’s a good way of saying…reach climax. That’s right it’s Jack Mehoff machine that can also be aligned to work with the lady […]