Sabotage is spectacular, for the wrong reasons.

If you want to watch a Schwarzenegger film but Commando, or Last Action Hero is too highbrow and subtle for your taste, I have a film for you. Sabotage is a crime action thriller with all the subtlety of broke stripper demanding tips, complete with a 7th grade vocabulary. It has been a long time […]
Mr Stinklines Talks ‘Total Recall’ Reboot

Colin Farrel talked to IGN about the reboot of Total Recall, it’s going to be more serious it seems. Though, the only thing I can think about being more serious about is giving him more stinklines in every image I see of him.
A Weird Kid’s Top 10 — Guilty Pleasure Movies

Whether it be games, music, books, or movies, I’ve earned my Weird Kid moniker. With movies it was mainly because I had too much time where I was allowed to stay up late watching all the premium channels without any adult supervision. I would honestly stay up until like 4 AM watching movie after movie […]