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Once upon a midnight dreary, while I porn-surfed, weak and weary,
Over many a strange and spurious porn-site of “hot chicks galore”,
While I clicked my fav’rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,
And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour,
“Tis not possible,” I muttered, “give me back my free hardcore!”

Quoth the server, “404.”

It’s Friday and payday in Masonland. I hope everyone has a good day and a great weekend. Pizza and Margarita shooters at my place tonight.

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