The Kid Who Would Be King
Directed by Joe Cornish
Written by Joe Cornish
Starring Louis Ashbourne Serkis, Tom Taylor, Rebecca Ferguson, Patrick Stewart
Production company 20th Century Fox, Working Title Films, Big Talk Productions
Release date 25 January 2019
Running time 132 minutes
Rated PG
Old-school magic meets the modern world when young Alex stumbles upon the mythical sword Excalibur. He soon joins forces with a band of knights and the legendary wizard Merlin when the wicked enchantress Morgana threatens the future of mankind.
It was a cold December morning in Salt Lake City when I was born, it was a Tuesday. You could tell it was Tuesday because the bathrooms smelled like despair, hopeless lost dreams, and Tuna. I began to grow at an alarmingly normal rate and after 30 years I achieved definite adult-like shape and realized that I had squandered my talent-like abilities. One day I will do something about that squandering, after I finish watching Doctor Who, and if my offspring leave me alone for five minutes.