Alan Smithee

I Totally Wanted GT PSP (Note the Past Tense)

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man, so you were a comedian, then a late night tv show host, all the while amassing a huge car collection, big deal, you should see my video game collection and my beautiful naturally dark hair

I was a complete lock for picking up GT PSP when it comes out in a few weeks, until I found out that they’ve included Jay Leno’s voice in the game. Now, I’m not so sure that I want the palette-swaped-skunk haired ex-host of The Tonight Show to be invading my game.

Yeah I know that he’s a huge car buff and has a whole bunch of classic cars and all sorts of other expensive ones, but why should Polyphony Digital care enough to put him in the fucking game doing voice-over work?

some people say he's the son of satan, others say it's just gibbo wearing stilts, I guess we'll never know.

There are literally dozens if not hundreds of other people I would have chosen over Jay Leno to be in a racing game…let’s see the cast of Top Gear, Steve Millen, the heavily accented guys from Car Talk on NPR, and even the rednecks on the Spike TV car shows would have been more appealing to me than the one-time comedian who has enough money to have a car collection.

It’s no wonder you get the game for free from October 1st through the 10th for buying a PSP Go…I think it’s time for me to find a new racing series. Does Ridge Racer have anything coming down the tubes?

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