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 Added on January 25, 2010  Alan Smithee   , , ,

Hey America, Come Get Your Haggis!

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What do you people want...is mother fucking Haggis!

Well if you’re Scottish and living in America, you’ve probably not had a good haggis for the past 21 years unless you’ve:

  • Smuggled one into the country
  • Bought a sheep to make your own
  • Visited the motherland

    • Well because of the bovine spongiform encephalopathy (or BSE) scare of the late 80s, imports of this succulent Scottish sheep-offal pudding were banned by the all-knowing US authorities. If you’re one of the unwashed masses of the United States citizens who have no idea what the hell I’m talking about, pay attention…

    That’s right! Lungs, heart, liver, oatmeal, and suet all cooked in a sheeps stomach! MMMMM! Don’t hate it til you’ve tried it.

    Alan Smithee

    by Alan Smithee

    I sit upon my throne as the owner/shogun of this site, WatchPlayRead. But it wasn't always so. I too have had blogspots, I've done other community blogs, I've even written professionally for other sites out there...yet none of them provided the content I had a real passion for. It is then that I became tired of being a small cog in a big machine, and of writing about nothing but game news after game news article and the periphery that comes from such schlock, like knowing who Michael Pachter and Bobby Kotick are. I decided to start MediaWhoreNetwork.com and ran up my post count there for about 2 years, commenting about any and everything that I wanted to. I even started a weekly podcast that I feel has come into its own. It wasn't until earlier this year that I realized that having the word "whore" in your URL might be a bit limiting to my potential audience. I then made the website and its branding move over to WatchPlayRead.com.

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