Alan Smithee

Hey America, Come Get Your Haggis!

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What do you people mother fucking Haggis!

Well if you’re Scottish and living in America, you’ve probably not had a good haggis for the past 21 years unless you’ve:

  • Smuggled one into the country
  • Bought a sheep to make your own
  • Visited the motherland
  • Well because of the bovine spongiform encephalopathy (or BSE) scare of the late 80s, imports of this succulent Scottish sheep-offal pudding were banned by the all-knowing US authorities. If you’re one of the unwashed masses of the United States citizens who have no idea what the hell I’m talking about, pay attention…

    That’s right! Lungs, heart, liver, oatmeal, and suet all cooked in a sheeps stomach! MMMMM! Don’t hate it til you’ve tried it.

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