Alan Smithee

Guess What? The World is Still Here!

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HA, I Pooted!

So, President Obama has officially been sworn in, and nothing happened!

There was no mass murdering of babies, there was no instant 80% tax increase, there was nothing out of the ordinary at all, just a new president…in front of a crowd of over 2,000,000 citizens. That’s a shitload of people.

I do have something to say to all the people who think that he is this large messianic figure that will immediately fix everything wrong with our beloved USA. Well, he isn’t.

Don’t get me wrong, I really like the guy, he’s a great lookin’ guy who’s smart and successful. A true man that pulled himself up to the level of President in just over 40 years, that’s damned impressive. But we need to face facts here, the man is walking into some serious shit:

  • Two prolonged wars.
  • A recession that he will be blamed for.
  • A bunch of racist assholes that might threaten his life.
  • Millions of Americans losing their jobs.
  • Environmental policy that needs to be fixed.
  • No Blackberry allowed.
  • Most of these problems were either started at the end of the Clinton years but have gotten much worse during the Bush’s watch. We’re talking like 8-12 years of bad policy that one man will attempt to change within his 4 years in office (hopefully 8 if he turns out to be good).

    We’ll just have to wait and see what happens. I hope that all the doom and nay-sayers eventually come to see what the man is capable of. I’m just saying…this if for you all who thought that Obama would be the antichrist and/or the end of the world starting today. NYAH NYAH!


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