Alan Smithee

GT5 + NASCAR, My Nightmare

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North American Stock Car Automobile Racing? I'm just guessing that's what NASCAR stands for. I could be completely wrong.

If you hadn’t noticed, it seems that the guys at Polyphony Digital can’t seem to settle on just what exactly Gran Turismo 5 is supposed to be. Today, it’s been announced that there will be a NASCAR mode included in the final game when it’s released SOMETIME this year, maybe.

Don’t get me wrong, it’s not like I despise NASCAR…I just hate their fans. You know exactly who I’m talking about, those ‘Heart of America’ tubbies that think Obama is some sort of socialist. The same people who make up the majority of a political party that they’re not rich enough to be in and blindly follow anything that Sean Hannity brings up. So no, I don’t hate NASCAR, just the walking stereotypes that make up their fanbase.

NASCAR is exciting shit. The cars are pieces of modern art for their inner workings that fuse man and machine. I guess I’m just bitter that GT5 is taking so god-damned long to come out, I can’t stand playing Prologue any longer guys, we need the real thing sometime during the PS3 life-cycle.

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