Alan Smithee

God Damnit Japan

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The completely un-necessary re-re-release of the popular DS hardware that features not one, but two underpowered cameras and no GBA slot has sold over 3 MILLION units since November according to Famitsu.

That’s 3,000,000 giddy school children and up-skirt perverts that now are taking pictures of you while you pick your nose on the train. I love how this ‘upgrade’ is now being used in naughty ways, apparently the guys at Facebook are having much harder times catching all the porn making its way onto their servers. How lovely.

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