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G.I. Joe: Retaliation – Trailer

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Prepare your anus for massive ‘splosions, guns, and of course…ninjas.

Machinima brings us the first trailer to one of the first big time must see movies for me in 2012. I saw the original in the theaters and besides the inclusion of a Wayans brother, I have to say that I enjoyed the hell out of the film. I’m sure that this movie will be just as good if not better if trailers have taught me anything.

For those that are video impaired, if you recall, Zartan replaced the US President and Cobra Commander escaped in a submarine and we never actually saw Storm Shadow die. The faux-president calls an airstrike against the G.I. Joe unit and their hidden base leaving only a handful of members of the elite task force alive including Snake Eyes (HNNNNG Ray Park!), Roadblock (Dwayne Johnson), Jinx, Duke, and Lady Jaye.

If you look extra close, you’ll see that Firefly (one of my favorite villains) makes an appearance in this movie! I won’t get all excited about it just yet, but keep an eye on this one.

G.I. Joe: Retaliation opens on June 29th, 2012. I’ll be there on day one.

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