Alan Smithee

Fast Five Gives Me Wood

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I have major chubs for the Fast and the Furious movie series. I’ve had friends that have had their cars featured in the movies and know people that worked as consultants on the first few. I’ve got the soundtracks of the first three of the series, and I really enjoyed the return of Vin Diesel and Paul Walker in the last movie Fast and Furious. I’m ecstatic to find out that there is going to be a fifth installment of the badass FatF series with Fast Five.

Say what you will about the series, but it is perhaps one of the biggest jokes between my friends to ask whether or not someone is acting ‘sandwich crazy’. Hell, my best friend in the world still drinks Corona because of Vin Diesel saying that ‘you can have any beer you want, as long as it’s a Corona’. These movies are THAT ingrained in our collective psyches.

The latest movie which we only know as Fast Five features just about EVERYONE who’s been in the previous movies (minus Michelle Rodriguez) pulling one last job before disappearing off of the cops’ radar forever. This time, the man in charge of pursuing Vin and crew is none other than Dwayne Johnson himself. I literally can’t wait until April to see this movie…especially in IMAX.

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