Alan Smithee

Dear WPR Readers, Don’t Do THIS

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For the love of Crom, don’t rush back into your burning house to save your Xbox from a fire.

There are some things that money can fix and should via insurance and others that it can’t fix like a dumb ass dying in a fire trying to rescue his console. This potential Darwin Award winner (only potential because he survived) in Kansas escaped a fire in his home only to stand outside watching the fire consume his possessions, from which he decided that it’d be a good idea to run into the home and risk his life for his console.

The small news item doesn’t specify which version of the console he had but there was report that he survived mostly uninjured but was suffering from some smoke inhalation. The house however racked up $80K in damages.


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