Alan Smithee

Damnit Guitar Hero 5

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yes, they will come to your town, and rape everything

Ugh, file this in the “I’m a whore for media” category. The last Guitar Hero I got was last Xmas when I picked up Guitar Hero World Tour, and spend all of 3 hours playing it…it was right in the time where I started to feel really jaded towards all of the rhythm games that we were being inundated at the beginning of the year. Now, I find out that there are 2 tracks coming as DLC that are essentially must-haves for me.

If you’re a fan of MediaWhoreNetwork, you already know that I have a huge boner for the guys from GWAR. Near the end of October, there’s going to be a track pack hitting the DLC stores that features The Misfits, Marilyn Manson, and most importantly my favorite band in the world performing one of the most amazing tracks they ever made…Gor Gor. For you unwashed masses out there, the song is about GWAR raising a crack-addled dinosaur which goes berserk and turns on the band, forcing them to battle to the death.

The other song, will probably make a few of you wonder about your dear ol’ Shogun, and that’s Peter Frampton’s ‘Show Me The Way (Live)’ off of the record that every fan of classic rock should have in their collections, Frampton Comes Alive.

I just hate the fact that I’m considering picking up the new Guitar Hero to get a few tracks that I feel like I NEED to play.

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