Minions is Unexpectedly Witty, Hlarious and Pointless
Minions Directed by: Pierre Coffin, Kyle Balda Written by:Brian Lynch Starring: Pierre Coffin, Sandra Bullock, Jon Hamm, Michael Keaton, Allison Janney, Steve Coogan Narrated by: Geoffrey Rush Running time: 91 minutes Rated PG for action and rude humor The gibberish of Minionese is not a detriment to this film, it is an asset wielded with […]
See Jack Black in the New ‘Goosebumps’ Trailers
I’ll admit, when I first heard a Goosebumps movie was in the works, I was skeptical. Movie adaptations of any book are hit and miss as it is, but a single film based on an entire series? Come on. Then I watched the trailers with my Goosebumps obsessed son. After seeing him “fankid” over the […]
The Gallows is Insufferably Annoying and Frighteningly Dull
The Gallows Directed by: Travis Cluff, Chris Lofing Written by: Travis Cluff, Chris Lofing Starring: Reese Mishler, Cassidy Gifford, Ryan Shoos, Pfeifer Brown, Price T. Morgan, Alexis Schneider Running time: 81 minutes Rated R for some disturbing violent content and terror The Gallows is yet another string of found footage horror films that are all […]
Magic Mike XXL Will Thrust Into Your … Heart
Magic Mike XXL Directed by: Gregory Jacobs Written by: Reid Carolin Starring: Channing Tatum, Matt Bomer, Joe Manganiello, Kevin Nash, Adam Rodriguez, Juan Piedrahita, Gabriel Iglesias Running time: 130 minutes Rated R for strong sexual content, pervasive language, some nudity and drug use. Magic Mike XXL was clever, hilarious, surprisingly poignant, and undeniably sexy. I can […]
Terminator Genisys was Action-Packed, Convoluted, and Dissapointing
Terminator Genisys Directed by: Alan Taylor Written by: Laeta Kalogridis, Patrick Lussier Based on Characters by: James Cameron, Gale Anne Hurd Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jason Clarke, Emilia Clarke, Jai Courtney, Lee Byung-hun, J. K. Simmons Running time: 126 minutes PG-13 for intense sequences of sci-fi action violence and gunplay throughout, partial nudity and brief language Constructing a plot based around time travel is a dangerous thing, […]
Review: Terminator Genisys Doesn’t Hold Up During A Strong Summer
TItle: Terminator Genisys Director: Alan Taylor Screenwriter: Laeta Kalogridis (written by), Patrick Lussier (written by), James Cameron (characters), and Gale Anne Hurd (characters) Principal Cast: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jason Clarke, Emilia Clarke, Jai Courtney, J.K. Simmons, Dayo Okeniyi, and Matt Smith Summary: John Connor sends Kyle Reese back in time to protect Sarah Connor, but when […]
Review: Magic Mike XXL Unabashedly Appeals To The Female Gaze
Title: Magic Mike XXL Director: Gregory Jacobs Screenwriter: Reid Carolin (written by and characters) Principal Cast Channing Tatum, Juan Piedrahita, Joe Manganiello, Kevin Nash, Matt Bomer, Amber Heard, and Jada Pinkett Smith Summary: Three years after Mike bowed out of the stripper life at the top of his game, he and the remaining Kings of […]
Terminator: Genisys is a New Franchise Low
Terminator: Genisys Director: Alan Taylor Writers: Laeta Kalogridis, Partrick Lussier Stars: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jason Clarke, Emila Clarke, Jai Courtney, J.K. Simmons In Terminator: Genisys we see the return of Arnold as a T-800. We also see the return of the Sarah Connor, John Connor, and T-1000 characters unfortunately played by different (and sub-par) actors. […]
Ted 2 is Funnier Than it Has Any Right To Be
Ted 2 Directed by: Seth MacFarlane Written by: Seth MacFartlane, Alec Sulkin, Wellesley Wild Starring: Mark Wahlberg, Seth MacFarlane, Amanda Seyfried Running time: 115 minutes Rated R for crude and sexual content, pervasive language, and some drug use Dear Ted 2 Seth MacFarlane, Who asked for this movie? I mean seriously. I get that making […]
Review: Max Goes Off The Rails Instead Of Being Just A Dog Movie
Title: Max Director: Boaz Yakin Screenwriter: Boaz Yakin and Sheldon Lettich Principal Cast: Josh Wiggins, Thomas Haden Church, Luke Kleintank, Lauren Graham, Mia Xitlali, Dejon LaQuake, and Robbie Amell Summary:A dog that helped US Marines in Afghanistan returns to the U.S. and is adopted by his handler’s family after suffering a traumatic experience. When I […]
Spielberg to direct Ernest Cline’s ‘Ready Player One’
My wildest geek dreams have come true. A movie of Ernest Cline’s 2011 novel, Ready Player One is in the works and Warner Bros. Studios has Steven Freakin’ Spielberg set to direct it. So why is this so amazing? First, they’re gonna need a bigger special effects budget. To give you an idea, here’s a brief synopsis […]
FATHERS DAY SPECIAL, SELF/LESS Advance Screening for Seattle and Portland
WHEN: Wednesday, July 8th @ 7pm WHERE: Seattle, Washington and Portland, Oregon HOW TO GET IN: If you want to attend our SELF/LESS advance screening that will be going down before anybody else just read the info below and enter to win! If you snagged some passes make sure you get to the theater EARLY […]
FilmQuest Festival Begins Its Second Season Today
The FilmQuest Festival, which began last year sponsored by Fantasy Con, starts its second year today. It promises to be bigger and better than the festival last year while showcasing the best of independent genre cinema. After a very solid first year, where they received 500 submissions, this year FilmQuest has jumped to over 1,200 […]
Review: Inside Out Gives You Feelings About Emotions
Title: Inside Out Director: Peter Docter Screenwriter: Pete Docter (story by), Ronaldo Del Carmen (story by), Meg LeFauve (screenplay by), Josh Cooley (screenplay by), and Pete Docter (screenplay by) Principal Cast: Amy Poehler, Phyllis Smith, Richard Kind, Bill Hader, Lewis Black, Mindy Kaling, and Kaitlyn Dias Summary: After young Riley is uprooted from her Midwest […]