BREAKING NEWS! New Tiger Woods Game Info Leaked
With Tiger Woods announcing that he is officially divorced today, the gaming community went into a frenzy for a different reason. Mostly because his next golf game will probably still suck, but new information was released about it at least. Why did they do this on the same day as his divorce? We will never know, EA is silly like that.
A new feature in the game will be the ability to have sex with women in the crowd. Ever tried chipping out of the rough while doing it doggy style? It’s not as easy as you think. Digging out of a sand trap while going missionary will next be the same again. The creative team behind Tiger Woods Golf is hoping that by incorporating what will essentially be Tigers new lifestyle into the game will draw in the players.
Oh, come on, it’s not like you expected anything mature to come out of this article. Tiger is Divorced, and the world said. “Meh. Give us a better golf game.” Feel free to pile on to this post with your comments, as the gaming community is STILL waiting for a good golf game to come out of somewhere.