Ryan Thomason

Hey Look! A Simpsons Porn Parody!

Hey Look! A Simpsons Porn Parody!

It’s what you’ve always wanted: a bunch of terrible actors dressed up as your favorite Simpsons characters and boning each other. This trailer features some POV action of Homer shooting Marge, with various cameos by other characters. If you live in Utah like me, I suggest you use your smartphone or wait till you get […]

 Ryan Thomason

Maybe He Should Stick to the ‘RAP’ Thing.

Maybe He Should Stick to the ‘RAP’ Thing.

We all know that rappers/hip hop artist now days merchandise the hell out of themselves. So, what happens when 50 Cent tells people to buy a piece of crap penny stock on the stock market? It triples in value.

 Ryan Thomason

Battle: LA, Movie Trailer Just Gave Me Geek Boner

Battle: LA, Movie Trailer Just Gave Me Geek Boner

Battle: LA stars Aaron Eckhart and Michelle Rodriguez and is being directed by Jonathan Liebesman. The plot centers around a platoon in LA, fighting off the invading aliens. That’s enough said for me to want to see it.

 Ryan Thomason

Verizon iPhone, yay?

Verizon iPhone, yay?

Verizon is getting an iPhone, apparently because I’ve been using that network, I’m supposed to be excited. I’m not. I do want to give my opinion on the whole thing though.

 Ryan Thomason

Shameless, I love ‘Greek’

Shameless, I love ‘Greek’

My wife and I were talking while we were in the car the other day, and the topic on hand was the latest episode of Greek on Abc Family. We were both in agreement that without either one of us knowing why, we loved this damn show.

 Ryan Thomason

Work Break Time: Afternoon Delight

Work Break Time: Afternoon Delight

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b12XfAsFrks Modern Family is one of those shows that if you are not watching it you are doing a great injustice to comedy. This is one of my favorite shows on TV, and really, everyone loves the gay couple, Mitchell and Cam. This is a scene from the last episode where they find out that […]

 Ryan Thomason

Graphic Novel Review: American Vampire

Graphic Novel Review: American Vampire

I don’t know why it took me so long to pluck this Graphic Novel out of the big stack I have on my desk waiting for review. It was wrapped in plastic of all things, and the pedigree of people who worked on it are top notch. Maybe I’m just vampired out.

 Ryan Thomason

Book Review: Thrall by Steven Shrewsbury

Book Review: Thrall by Steven Shrewsbury

There were two books I had been really waiting for to land on my desk, both of them happened to come from the same publisher, Seventh Star Press. I only picked up Thrall to read first because of it being only 263 pages, and I enjoyed every minute of reading it.

 Ryan Thomason

Who are these “Myspace” people?

Who are these “Myspace” people?

Apparently there was a social networking site that was super duper huge before Facebook claimed the realm. I kinda remember it, but I’m not sure if it is just my brain trying to block out a bad period in my life or not.

 Ryan Thomason

HBO ‘Game of Thrones’ Premiere date revealed!

HBO ‘Game of Thrones’ Premiere date revealed!

I’m literally half in the chair, because I have to go home and do you know the dad/husband stuff. I saw this and wanted you guys to know before the weekend officially started.

 Ryan Thomason

We Need a Graphic Designer

We Need a Graphic Designer

What? We have a job opening?

 Ryan Thomason

Comic Review, Chip ‘N’ Dale: Rescue Rangers #2

Comic Review, Chip ‘N’ Dale: Rescue Rangers #2

I’ve been reading the Chip and Dale comics for one reason only. Nostalgia. Rescue Rangers #2 takes me back to a place where I remember sitting in the playroom at my parents’ house as a kid and watching the TV show. Though it’s been a long time, how does the revitalized comic hold up?

 Ryan Thomason

Why We Will be Watching ‘V’ *Spoilers*

Why We Will be Watching ‘V’ *Spoilers*

My TV schedule was once a long list of shows that I HAD to watch every week. Since this fall, I think I have deleted about half of the timers off of my DVR. Most were shows that I had to watch every week, but this year, I just feel different. I don’t care anymore. […]

 Ryan Thomason

Angry Birds, 2 Million in 2 days

Angry Birds, 2 Million in 2 days

2 Million is the number of downloads this game has had on the Android platform in the 2 days since it has been available.

 Ryan Thomason

I’ll Still be Watching This Version of ‘Being Human’

I’ll Still be Watching This Version of ‘Being Human’

Being Human is getting a SyFy ‘Americanized’ version. Which, since the channel canceled Caprica and Stargate: Universe, I’m fucking boycotting this show now. Which version should you be watching though? THIS ONE.