Alan Smithee

GT5 + NASCAR, My Nightmare

GT5 + NASCAR, My Nightmare

If you hadn’t noticed, it seems that the guys at Polyphony Digital can’t seem to settle on just what exactly Gran Turismo 5 is supposed to be. Today, it’s been announced that there will be a NASCAR mode included in the final game when it’s released SOMETIME this year, maybe.

 Alan Smithee

Morning Cup o’ Music

Don’t ever discount The Cardigans as a group just because of their Swedish roots. Many people wee ready to forget about them after the song ‘Lovefool’, that put them on the map. Most people never got into the album Gran Turismo, which was produced to the Nth degree and remains one of my top 100 […]

 Alan Smithee

Have You Ever Seen a Monster Truck do a Backflip?

Travis Pastrana, the guy who essentially has invented doing backflips in all sorts of machinery that wasn’t meant to do so has done it again. This time, he flips his Nitro Circus monster truck…no seriously. the truck does a complete backflip and survives the ordeal. I’m impressed, hence the post.

 Alan Smithee

Morning Cup o’ Music

Ever wonder who the guys behind the infamous “numa numa dance” are? Wonder no longer, the group behind the uber eurotrash “Dragostea Din Tei” are a trio known as O-Zone. This track is off the album DiscO-Zone, and I know this because…I bought the damned song on iTunes this week. At least you can now […]

 Alan Smithee

Steam on Mac – Confirmed

Steam on Mac – Confirmed

Well damn, looks like it wasn’t rumor or speculation at all. Turns out that it’s completely true! The guys over at Valve have been sending assets over to MacRumors this whole week teasing them about the whole “will they or won’t they” game that we all used as children to torture others. This is surprisingly […]

 Alan Smithee

Nine Minutes of God of War III – Kratos Vs Poseidon

Please nevermind the German…the action speaks for itself. For the love of Crom, he fucking eye-gouges Poseidon!!!

 Alan Smithee

Mikami Shares Vanquish Details

Mikami Shares Vanquish Details

Vanquish, the new IP being worked on by Platinum Games was first covered by us back in January when we shared the trailer that featured half CG / half Live Action segments giving us a feel for the world in which this game takes place. Now, Shiji Mikami has decided to share a few of […]

 Alan Smithee

Crysis 2 – New Screens

Crysis 2 – New Screens

Christ, are all PC games that release screenshots similar in making ones that are tooo fucking detailed? Seriously, each one of these has stuff in the background that would normally be ignored when in action…but when you look at stills of it all, you can count the damned leaves on each one of the trees. […]

 Alan Smithee

Limbo Coming to XBLA This Summer

Limbo Coming to XBLA This Summer

Independent Games Festival finalist Limbo, created by studio Playdead, will be released this year on Xbox 360, and I can hardly contain myself. We need a good platformer this year to rival the experience that Twisted Pixel gave us with ‘Splosion Man last year.

 Alan Smithee

Halo: Reach Multiplayer – OMFG Jetpack Spartans

Halo: Reach Multiplayer – OMFG Jetpack Spartans

Bungie, finally done being the dickteases that they can be, have released a new trailer for Halo: Reach that features most of the new toys we’ll all get our hands on when the game’s MP Beta drops this May.

 Alan Smithee

Morning Cup o’ Music

Yup, another day, another Vengaboys track. This one should make you want to visit the magical South American land of beautiful women with excellent boobies, a gigantic Jesus statue, and more people with the last name of Silva than you can shake a stick at. Still on the tracks from The Party Album, this is […]

 Alan Smithee

Metroid: Other M – Trailer

Have you ever wondered about Samus’s past? Maybe to do with her time spent in the Galactic Federation? Well then, we have a treat for you kiddies. Nintendo was nice enough to share a new trailer for it’s upcoming epic, Metroid: Other M. I know it’s become cliche to say, but I’ll for sure be […]

 Alan Smithee

Tits, Robots, and ‘Splosions…Sounds Like my Type of Game

What you’re staring at (since I know most of you don’t know moonspeak) is the opening animation for Mugen no Frontier EXCEED Super Robot Taisen OG Saga, the latest in the Banpresto genre spanning game series and the sequel to the other DS game with an equally long name.

 Alan Smithee

Metal Gear Solid 4: Thumbs of the Patriots

Quite possibly one of the coolest videogame related videos I’ve seen in a long time. Bravo to the creators of this for capturing the essence of a MGS game while using nothing but props and fingers.

 Alan Smithee

Sayonara Blockbuster

Sayonara Blockbuster

It’s bad enough that the company doesn’t even come close to what Netflix can do when it comes to streaming video…but when I hear news of the movie rental chain having to close 500 stores, it’s time for us to let the store go into the woods to die a solitary death like all good […]

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