Alan Smithee

Morning Cup o’ Music

I demand that you get off your ass and do the “Doo Da Doo Doo” right now. If Pierre’s amazing song from Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job doesn’t make you at least giggle…I’d question the validity of you having a soul.

 Alan Smithee

Human Centipede – US Trailer

Human Centipede – US Trailer

If you’re a crafty internet user, I’m sure you can find a full version of the movie out there somewhere, but for the rest of us that prefer to see our horror films in filled theatres with tons of other people being revulsed as much as you are, This is the case with Human Centipede.

 Alan Smithee

The Most Awesome Trailer I’ve Seen This Year

The Most Awesome Trailer I’ve Seen This Year

Considering I’ve been the trailer whore here at MWN for all the movies that we’re going to be assailed with this year, when I say best trailer, I fucking mean it.

 Alan Smithee

Judgment Day Creeps Closer

I’ll just quote Sgt. Kyle Reese with this one: “The Terminator’s an infiltration unit, part man, part machine. Underneath, it’s a hyper-alloy combat chassis – micro processor-controlled, fully armored. Very tough. But outside, it’s living human tissue – flesh, skin, hair, blood, grown for the cyborgs…The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy.” […]

 Alan Smithee

Morning Cup o’ Music

Aren’t you all lucky? I picked up the two albums from Tim & Eric this weekend on iTunes, and I can’t get their songs out of my head, so in hopes that misery loves company, I wan’t these damned things to get stuck in your head too. Starting off this week, we have Tim & […]

 Alan Smithee

Resident Evil: Afterlife – Hitler Disagrees

Forgive the bad English and the horrible subtitles, but this is EXACTLY how I feel about the new Resident Evil: Afterlife movie being made by that asshole Paul W.S. Anderson. Sad thing, I’ll probably still watch it. I’m such a glutton for shitty movies.

 Alan Smithee

New Bungie ViDoc – Reinventing Halo’s Multiplayer

New Bungie ViDoc – Reinventing Halo’s Multiplayer

Call me crazy, but…do want!

 Alan Smithee

Captain Harlock CG Movie

Captain Harlock CG Movie

If you were a child of the 70s or 80s then I’m sure you too must be pretty familiar with the work of Leiji Matsumoto (Galaxy Express 999, Interstella 5555, Space Battleship Yamato, etc), and if you’re not, then shame on you. But this isn’t a post about how much of an weeaboo I might […]

 Alan Smithee

Star Wars: The Force Unleashed 2 – Trailer

Star Wars: The Force Unleashed 2 – Trailer

What has a guy named Starkiller, two lightsabers, a slain rancor, and amazing CG? Oh, only the trailer for Star Wars: The Force Unleashed 2, that’s what.

 Alan Smithee

Morning Cup o’ Music

Ok so I’m kinda stuck in the past when it comes to J-Rock and J-Pop, one of the more modern groups that I’ve had the pleasure of listening to in the past couple of years would have to be Asian Kung-Fu Generation. If the song is familiar, it’s another one of the amazing songs that […]

 Alan Smithee

Rumor – God of War III Fighting Game DLC

Rumor – God of War III Fighting Game DLC

In the latest edition of the OPM (Official PlayStation Magazine) in France, it seems the genie has been let out of the bottle on some upcoming DLC for the epic God of War III, and it looks to be a multiplayer fighting game? Seriously.

 Alan Smithee

Borderlands Half Price Sale, This Weekend Only

Borderlands Half Price Sale, This Weekend Only

All of you PC gaming whores out there, if you’re a Steam user and you’ve been holding out for on picking up Borderlands…now is your chance to pick up the Gearbox epic for a greatly discounted price.

 Alan Smithee

Dead Space 2 – More Scarier?

Dead Space 2 – More Scarier?

If you’ve ever spent any time playing Visceral Games’ Dead Space (now a greatest hits on the PS3), then I’m sure you’ve caught a few scares that kept you paranoid of the darkness for a few days. Well, the developers are hoping to pack in even more of that scary goodness.

 Alan Smithee

Morning Cup o’ Music

Today, I’ve decided to take things to a completely different level and go with one of the finest songs to be used on Bleach, you know…that anime with Shinigami and a chapatsu main character. Yeah, I know, Weeaboo. Anyways, todays track comes from SunSet Swish on their album Anata no Machi de Aimashou (Let’s Meet […]

 Alan Smithee

Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions – Trailer

Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions – Trailer

A game that mimics Arkham Asylum, but in the Marvel Universe? Sign me up! Wait, who’s making this, Activision?

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