Alan Smithee

Son, I Am Disappoint

Son, I Am Disappoint

Sometimes, it’s just better to not ask. Next time your account is frozen kid, don’t go to your parent’s bawwwing unless you feel like letting your parents know that you’re some sort of deviant. Way to go penis flashing kid!

 Alan Smithee

Splatterhouse – Ballet Trailer

Splatterhouse – Ballet Trailer

Hmmm, I originally didn’t have very high hopes for a Splatterhouse remake, but after watching today’s trailer from Namco…it seems I may have to tone down my sarcasm for the reboot.

 Alan Smithee

Morning Cup o’ Music

I feel really sorry for you if hearing the MC Bat Commander of The Aquabats first thing in the morning doesn’t make you want to get off your ass and start skankin’ around the office. The album that today’s MCoM is from, The Aquabats vs The Floating Eye of Death! is one of the most […]

 Alan Smithee

Xopher Eats a Double Down

Xopher Eats a Double Down

So, for lunch today I forgot to bring something healthy, so what did I end up getting for my mid-day meal? You’re dying to see aren’t you?

 Alan Smithee

I’m Gonna Need New Pants in a Year

Sadly, we all have to wait until this month in 2011 to get the end of the Gears of War trilogy, but from what we see in the video above, it’ll be well worth it. Hell, I’m just excited to find out what happens after the flooding of Jacinto (SPOILERS!) at the end of the […]

 Alan Smithee

Mid-Day Ska Song of the Day

J-Ska combines two of my favorite genres of music…J-pop and ska. It’s akin to deep frying a bacon wrapped snickers bar, it just doesn’t happen that often. Well, considering this is the first MDSSotD in a long time I’d treat you to Ore Ska Band, an all girl Japanese ska group. If you’re a Bleach […]

 Alan Smithee

Dinner for Schmucks – Trailer

Dinner for Schmucks – Trailer

What do you get when you’ve got an up-and-coming executive (Paul Rudd), who wants to climb his way to the top of the corporate ladder, but is being held back until he attends his boss’s monthly “Dinner for idiots” with his newfound idiot friend Barry (Steve Carell)? You’ve got Dinner for Schmucks.

 Alan Smithee

An Ode to the Neo Geo MVS Cabinet

An Ode to the Neo Geo MVS Cabinet

IF, and that’s a big if (especially considering the current generation of gamers), you remember the time spent in arcades and all of the money wasted there, then you probably were like me and spent considerable time playing any and everything with the words “NEO GEO” printed on them.

 Alan Smithee

The Real Reason Your Parent’s Didn’t Want You Playing Videogams

The Real Reason Your Parent’s Didn’t Want You Playing Videogams

We’ve all seen stories of videogame characters running amuk and destroying shit…most memorable would be the episode of Futurama “Anthology of Interest II” episode where Fry battled Lur’s onslaught of Space Invaders. Well, just imagine if the city of New New York was real and it wasn’t just Donkey Kong and Space Invaders messing things […]

 Alan Smithee

Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker – Big Effing Trailer

Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker – Big Effing Trailer

If you can stomach a few minutes of moonspeak, then you’ll be treated to some of the game modes that will convince you (if you’re not already) that this will be the handheld game to beat. Eat your heart out Nintendo fanboys.

 Alan Smithee

King of Fighters XIII – Intro

This one is for all of you SNK whores out there. Not only is Mai Shiranui back for this game, but we finally get to the climax of the Ash Saga. FINALLY! The game will be out in arcades first, but expect a home version soon enough.

 Alan Smithee

Marvel vs Capcom 3 – Rumor

Marvel vs Capcom 3 – Rumor

Will Capcom finally give the fans what they want? Can it possibly be that after so many years and consoles, that we will finally see the sequel to Marvel vs Capcom 2? Some signs point to yes.

 Alan Smithee

Kane and Lynch 2: Dog Days – Extended Trailer

Kane and Lynch 2: Dog Days – Extended Trailer

In case you missed the trailer they showed for the sequel to Kane and Lynch, Eidos has been nice enough to release an extended version of it.

 Alan Smithee

If You Laugh, You’re Going Straight To Hell

If You Laugh, You’re Going Straight To Hell
 Alan Smithee

Alan Wake Goes “Au”

Alan Wake Goes “Au”

The science whores out there will understand and love the title of this post. If you’re not an enlightened being though, it means that the long awaited game from Remedy has finally, after 6 long ass years…gone gold.

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