Alan Smithee

Xbox 360 Mass Effect 2 Patch – Better Late Than Never

Xbox 360 Mass Effect 2 Patch – Better Late Than Never

One of the biggest gripes that I’ve heard from the people here at WPR about Mass Effect 2 is that planet scanning takes too damned long. Well, Bioware has heard your gripes and is addressing that particular one, along with a laundry list of others.

 Alan Smithee

Alpha Protocol – “Small World” Trailer

Alpha Protocol – “Small World” Trailer

If there’s one thing that pisses guys like me off, especially retrotards in general, is if you piss all over a game prior to its launch only because “the graphx suxors”…as if there’s a quantifiable amount of detail that a game has to have before it’s considered a contender. Go back and play Atari 2600 […]

 Alan Smithee

THIS is How You Make an AvP Movie

THIS is How You Make an AvP Movie

I’ve watched both AvP movies, unfortunately. I don’t know why the depths of my fanboyhood make me do deplorable acts like watching two of the worst abortions to happen to the Aliens-verse, but I have, and I do. I enjoyed every one of the Aliens Quadrilogy, yes even the Joss Whedon Alien Ressurection (anything with […]

 Alan Smithee

Morning Cup o’ Music

Imogen Heap is one of the most amazing vocalists of our generation…it’s too bad that she’s a relative unknown to most of this country. Ok I lie, it’s not too bad, I enjoy feeling like the only person who listens to a group. It’s selfish I know, but damnit it makes me feel good to […]

 Alan Smithee

White Natal?!? *UPDATED*

White Natal?!? *UPDATED*

Spotted in the wild of the internets we now see that there is either a mutated version of Microsofts UBER secret Project Natal, or someone got jiggy with Mr. Knit Knots and a can of beige spray paint. I don’t who thought that a piece of white plastic like this would be a good idea […]

 Alan Smithee

Why I Love Fringe

Why I Love Fringe

This past week, like all other weeks, I was treated to the awesomeness that is the OTHER JJ Abrams TV show that is currently wrapping up its second season, and I have to say…this show is easily replacing all the love I’ve had for Lost, and rather quickly.

 Alan Smithee

Bioware Writer Hates on FFXIII

Bioware Writer Hates on FFXIII

It’s been weeks, maybe months since Final Fantasy came out and while we’re already over it, there was a quote that came from the mouth of someone I actually respect in the industry that is just good to pass over.

 Alan Smithee

Iron Sky – Teaser Trailer

It’s like something out of a dream to me, that someone has finally made a movie about Space Nazis. That’s just too amazing of a concept for words to suffice. This movie already has my money, I don’t even care if it’s straight to video…Nazis + flying saucers = win.

 Alan Smithee

ABC Picks Up “No Ordinary Family”

ABC Picks Up “No Ordinary Family”

As often as Tim Kring said that he never picked up a comic book before writing the series Heroes…anyone with a brain can see that his show was directly influenced by the Marvel X-Men series. Thankfully Heroes may finally be on the outs, but who’s to stop the next Stan Lee rip-off show from hitting […]

 Alan Smithee

V Gets a Second Season

V Gets a Second Season

We have all been wondering…wait, let me fix that, I’VE BEEN WONDERING if the trainwreck that has become V on ABC would ever get picked up for a second season, and sadly the answer is a half-hearted and exasperated yes.

 Alan Smithee

How I Love Nerdrage

How I Love Nerdrage

How many times have you felt absolute blinding rage at losing or changing a password? You know what I mean, those times where your piece of blinking uber-hardware just mocks you with its unwillingness to work. It just sits there silently judging you and making you feel more and more like a caveman with each […]

 Alan Smithee

Morning Cup o’ Music

I couldn’t let you get through this week of awesome videos for MCoM without sharing one of the most amazing songs that Skin and crew from Skunk Anansie ever made. Seriously, the range of her vocals is mind blowing, and it doesn’t hurt that she’s quite beautiful to boot…you have to be if you’re going […]

 Alan Smithee

What Smokey and Jacob Did To Pass Time

Jimmy Kimmel can actually be funny sometimes…Not only did he manage to get a few of the stars of Lost to make a faux commercial, but he also managed to make it somewhat funny. I love Lost, but you have to admit that Tuesday’s episode was pretty bad considering they have less than 2 weeks […]

 Alan Smithee

Heroes, Just Die Already!

Heroes, Just Die Already!

After this last season of the show, with the massive fart that was T. Bag’s powers being deflated by Hiro teleporting so many of the fellow mutants away from the carnival, and the subsequent making of Sylar into a hero (yet again)…I can only hope that what I’ve read is true.

 Alan Smithee

Best Buy To Make @Gamer Magazine

Best Buy To Make @Gamer Magazine

Best Buy, in all of their infinite knowledge has decided that it would be a ‘good idea’ to make a foray into the video game magazine business. The question is…does anyone really give a shit?

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