Alan Smithee

Polyphony Digital, Just Release the Damned Game!

I can’t get mad at you because I know that I’m going to be playing this game for MONTHS after it finally comes out, but please, for the love of Crom…we’ve been teased to death! It’s time to quietly shut up about details and videos like the one above and get onto the process of […]

 Alan Smithee

Fable III – Interacting with Locals Gameplay

I’m still not 100% convinced that the infamous Peter Molyneux of Fable fame has enough time on his hands to implement everything that he promised that Fable III would deliver by the time the game comes out in October. However, I do think that the game is looking like a definite improvement over Fable II, […]

 Alan Smithee

Killzone 3 – E3 Videos

Killzone 3 – E3 Videos

Am I the kind of guy to hype things that will suck? NO! That’s why when I tell you that Killzone 3 will fucking rock my socks off, you should believe me…I’m just your normal Joe-Everyman who loves his console FPS games. Seriously the screengrab up there should tell you volumes as to why I […]

 Alan Smithee

The Last Story – First Trailer

The Last Story – First Trailer

I’m so happy.

 Alan Smithee

Shit, We Missed Bungie Day!

Seriously, how could we possibly have missed the news yesterday when Bungie announced (in association with Rooster Teeth) that everyone’s favorite map from Halo 1 and 2 would be making a comeback in Halo: Reach…of course I’m talking about Blood Gulch, not Sidewinder.

 Alan Smithee

Fallout: New Vegas – 17 New Screenshots

Fallout: New Vegas – 17 New Screenshots

Prepare to FAP.

 Alan Smithee

Who Wants Five Minutes of Inception?

Who Wants Five Minutes of Inception?

You know you do!

 Alan Smithee

Where’s Waldo, Furry Edition

Where’s Waldo, Furry Edition

seriously good times in this photo.

 Alan Smithee

Hulu Plus Doesn’t need PlayStation Plus

Hulu Plus Doesn’t need PlayStation Plus

Read it and weep all of you PS3 naysayers out there. You can now stop spreading this malicious rumor in the hopes to make yourselves feel better about your choice of consumer electronics: With the launch of Hulu Plus there have been many rumors started and we are trying our best to remedy the situation. […]

 Alan Smithee

Blizzard Attempts to Change the Equation

Blizzard Attempts to Change the Equation

Mind your manners on battle.net from now on.

 Alan Smithee

Halo 3: ODST – Really Late Review

Halo 3: ODST – Really Late Review

More than a few months late, but all skin flint gamers should read my Xopher’s impressions.

 Alan Smithee

Morning Cup o’ Music

Sorry guys, it’s been a bit spotty this week when it comes to me actually getting these things up on the site. I don’t believe in excuses, so I offer none, I will however share with you all my all time top videogame song. The winner this week is the ending suite to Final Fantasy […]

 Alan Smithee

You’ll Be Sucked

This was the only part of E3 that I can remember…literally. Don’t you love how the internet works sometimes? Three days of conventioning and all sorts of cool news hitting the world, and all we have to remember it by is some Engrish speaking developer for Nintey Nine Nites 2 saying “one million troops” and […]

 Alan Smithee

Morning Cup o’ Music

What’s quickly becoming a severe love fest for all things retro and Square Soft, I thought I’d at least eliminate the retro part of the equation and bring to you one of my favorite videogame OST tracks from the last Final Fantasy that I ever enjoyed, Final Fantasy X. The track is called ‘Thunder Plains’ […]

 Alan Smithee

Morning Cup o’ Music

Ok, I’m sorry guys but I can’t keep myself away from the retro SNES tunes when it comes to my favorite game songs of all time. Today’s is probably one of the best I’ve ever heard and shared with people (literally made mix cds with this on it back in the late 90s). The song’s […]

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