Alan Smithee

Morning Cup o’ Music

I enjoyed yesterday’s track so much, I’m gonna keep the Aquabats theme rolling as long as I can!

 Alan Smithee

Morning Cup o’ Music

Morning Cup o’ Music

I’ll tell you what I love love love love love love.

 Alan Smithee

Buying Vita Games Online Could Save You Some Serious Cash

Buying Vita Games Online Could Save You Some Serious Cash

In a prime example of a Sony employee shooting off at the mouth when they really should be keeping stuff like this under wraps, that here in the west you could save up to 40% buying the game digital instead of the hard copy. FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT RIGHT!

 Alan Smithee

Final Fantasy VII Now With 100% More Unreal Engine

Final Fantasy VII Now With 100% More Unreal Engine

In a move that is sure to get the attention of Squeenix and a near immediate cease and desist order backed by a gigantic legal department, an up and coming game developer has built an interactive demo of Final Fantasy VII using the Unreal Engine. Get it while you can!

 Alan Smithee

Xenoblade Chronicles – Trailer

Xenoblade Chronicles – Trailer

Hell to the yeah, we’re getting Xenoblade Chronicles all up ins your REGION 1. For those not in the know, that’s North America.

 Alan Smithee

Don’t Worry Riddick Fans

Don’t Worry Riddick Fans

A few months ago, things weren’t looking so good for the third installment of the Chronicles of Riddick series considering they were thinking of submitting a Kickstarter for funding…

 Alan Smithee

Sayonara GamePro

Sayonara GamePro

After an astounding 22 years in the magazine business, the classic gaming magazine has closed its doors and shut down the printing press, for good.

 Alan Smithee

Got Boobs? Borderlands 2 Wants YOU!

Got Boobs? Borderlands 2 Wants YOU!

You lucky women, it’s not fair that you can land a job just based on personal appearances. If you have a knack for modeling and want to be considered for a live-action model for Gearbox Studios’ Borderlands 2, then I’m doubly jealous of you.

 Alan Smithee

John Carter – Trailer #2

John Carter – Trailer #2

The first theorem of movie trailers states “if you take tons of action, and mix it with a rendition of Led Zeppelin’s ‘Kashmir’, you are guaranteed instant success”. I hope to Crom this remains true.

 Alan Smithee

Akira Live-Action Plot Spoiled!

Technically if you’ve read the manga or watched the anime then it’s already spoiled for you, but a recent casting call in Vancouver has leaked just about the entire damn movie including who’s playing what. Warning, if you care at all about spoilers, don’t read on.

 Alan Smithee

On Set Photos of Ridley Scott’s Prometheus

Damn this movie is looking pretty awesome. Keep in mind that it’s not an Alien prequel or anything of the sort. No, totally not anything of the sort. Really.

 Alan Smithee

Spider-Man’s Lizard Exposed? Oh my!

You’d think that the web slinger would find a way to make sure his fly didn’t open all the way and allow that to happen…oh wait, you mean this isn’t a post with a picture of Spidey’s junk?

 Alan Smithee

Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie – Red-Band Trailer (NSFW)

Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie – Red-Band Trailer (NSFW)

There’s cussing (rampant Eric F-Bombs FTW), a scene with a male appendage being affixed to the head of Tim as he pounds a ‘just for fun doll’, and just all around Tim & Eric unfiltered shenanigans. Oh my God I can’t wait…

 Alan Smithee

More Citadel in Mass Effect 3

More Citadel in Mass Effect 3

Mac Walters, the lead writer for Mass Effect 3 spills the beans on what has just piqued my interest in the series’ third installment.

 Alan Smithee

Gasp, is Siri the Anti-HAL 9000?

Gasp, is Siri the Anti-HAL 9000?

With all of the politics and drama that goes on in the real world that most of us WPR staff try to avoid, we rely on our gadgets and gaming systems to be impartial bastions of neutrality…like they’re some sort of mechanical and digital versions of Switzerland.

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