Alan Smithee

Jurassic World > Jurassic Park 4

Jurassic World > Jurassic Park 4

It’s just as well, most movies in franchises don’t like using numbers past three it seems. I’m just glad they didn’t label it Jur4ssic P4rk. Effing 1337 speak.

 Alan Smithee

Infinity Blade III Announced

Infinity Blade III Announced

“Lens flare that would make J.J. Abrams proud.”

 Alan Smithee

Good Guy Vin Diesel Announces 3rd Chronicals of Riddick Game

Good Guy Vin Diesel Announces 3rd Chronicals of Riddick Game

I love this guy, he doesn’t keep any secrets.

 Alan Smithee

American Horror Story: Coven – Teaser Trailer

American Horror Story: Coven – Teaser Trailer

I can’t f*cking wait for this show to come back.

 Alan Smithee

Apple’s iPhone Keynote – All You Need to Know

Apple’s iPhone Keynote – All You Need to Know

In case you live under a rock, I’m looking at you Patrick Star, you probably heard more than you ever wanted to know about the new iPhone 5S and 5C models and the services therein. We bring you a condensed version of the dog and pony show that was Tim Cook’s iPhone keynote.

 Alan Smithee

Breaking Bad “To’hajiilee” – Review

Breaking Bad “To’hajiilee” – Review

Vince Gilligan, you can go straight to the lowest depths of hell for ending this week’s episode the way you did. Do not pass GO, do not collect $200.

 Alan Smithee

Uncle Grandpa: Belly Buddies and Tiger Trails – Review

Uncle Grandpa: Belly Buddies and Tiger Trails – Review

I watch a ton of cartoons. Quite literally anything that seems aimed at kids, I’ll watch it. I have consumed tons of shows that most sane adult men would never admit to watching, but alas I consume all media.

 Alan Smithee

I Feel Scammed By College

I grew up watching movies like Animal House, Revenge of the Nerds, and one of the most unappreciated Robert Downey Jr. movies, Back to School. Why oh why does college in real life not measure up?

 Alan Smithee

Blomkamp’s Next Title is Chappie

Blomkamp’s Next Title is Chappie

As if the director could make anything other than excellent science fiction.

 Alan Smithee

Microsoft Hires Jason Holtman

Microsoft Hires Jason Holtman

You may read that name and say “Who the f*ck is that and why should I care?” Well ladies and gentlemen, you should if you like PC gaming and Valve.

 Alan Smithee

Blade Runner Reimagined By 8-Bit Cinema

Blade Runner Reimagined By 8-Bit Cinema

Not an actual game mind you.

 Alan Smithee

The 100 on CW

The 100 on CW

The CW has been doing things right recently, with their success of The Vampire Diaries and my favorite on the network, Arrow. The network seems to be growing out of its painful baby stage into an awesomely more mature network and with the gamble of their next sci-fi series The 100, I can only hope […]

 Alan Smithee

USB 3.1 Set to Run 10Gbps

USB 3.1 Set to Run 10Gbps

Apple and Intel’s Thunderbolt just might have to take a step back for a second and share the limelight with the new fast kid on the block, USB.

 Alan Smithee

Plus the Movie – How Marvel Produces Their Films

Plus the Movie – How Marvel Produces Their Films

Say what you will about the subjective quality of Marvel’s IPs when it comes to the Marvel Cinematic Universe, I personally think they’re all fantastic and that is partially to blame on Kevin Feige’s relentless striving for perfection.

 Alan Smithee

Huge Star Wars: Episode VII Rumor

Huge Star Wars: Episode VII Rumor

As far as rumors go, this one is a whale and one that would be hard to explain to the fans…but still awesome to consider.

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