Alan Smithee

Another Fine Example of Wii Games – We Cheer 2

Another Fine Example of Wii Games – We Cheer 2

Haha, I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that there’s a cheerleading game on the Wii, or the fact that it now has a sequel coming out. I mean, holy crap. If there ever was evidence that the Wii is definitely not the platform for me…it’s gotta be with this sign of the apocalypse. I’m […]

 Alan Smithee

3D Realms “Really, We’re Still Making Duke!”

3D Realms “Really, We’re Still Making Duke!”

Ugh, vaporware thy name is Duke Nukem Forever. Turns out in court paperwork that 3D Realms is and has been working on this damn game since…I dunno…FOREVER?!? But the real shocker is that there wasn’t one, but TWO Duke games in development. It’s bad enough that you can’t produce the ONE title guys, but letting […]

 Alan Smithee

Mass Effect DLC Announced

Mass Effect DLC Announced

There was a retail listing this weekend that hinted at new DLC for the much ignored Mass Effect. At the same time, a gigantic question mark appeared over the heads of all the fans of the series. BioWare hasn’t released any screens or details, but at least they confirmed that it really was on the […]

 Alan Smithee

Eurogamer Magically Changes Review Score

Eurogamer Magically Changes Review Score

Claiming that the game ran horribly on their debug unit (you know, the ones that are shipped out from Nintendo themselves for the purpose of doing game reviews before there’s an actual finished version of the game), Eurogamer has seemingly changed their review of Gland Slam Tennis for the Wii, from a fair 5/10 (average) […]

 Alan Smithee

Fallout 3 DLC Point Lookout Available Today

Fallout 3 DLC Point Lookout Available Today

There are no excuses people, get on your Xbox 360, hit up the marketplace, and pick up the newest Fallout 3 expansion Point Lookout…unless you’re like Ryan Wilson and only have the PS3 version, you’ll just have to wait. I know that we’re a bit biased here at MediaWhoreNetwork: I’ve clocked in about 70 hours […]

 Alan Smithee

Warhammer 40,000 MMO is One Step Closer

Warhammer 40,000 MMO is One Step Closer

I’ve told numerous people around me that I will not play an MMO until there is one set in the Warhammer 40,000 universe, thinking that there’s no way in hell that they’ll ever make one…boy was I wrong. The Warhammer 40k MMO is indeed being worked on, and has a tentative release date of 2012. […]

 Alan Smithee

Morning Cup o’ Metal

Oh Tommy Lee, how people mis-understand you…myself included. I don’t know how you go from Motley Crüe to Pam Anderson and then to this group. Methods of Mayhem (Tommy Lee aside) is a great act with that throw away Nu-metal sound WITH a DJ, cause no nu-metal group was complete without one. At least you […]

 Alan Smithee

Mid-day Ska Song of the Day!

I did one of these a little while back for Hepcat, but these guys are so awesome and unknown that they deserve more exposure. The track above “Rudies All Around” is off of the group’s Right on Time and is the perfect example of what ska music is all about.

 Alan Smithee

MWN Discusses – Project Natal

MWN Discusses – Project Natal

I always enjoy reading peoples opinions on things, since you know…that is technically the reason I started this site in the first place, but I really enjoy reading posts where there are multiple opinions covering the entire spectrum of an arguement. With that in mind, we’re debuting a new feature today titled “The Whores Discuss”. […]

 Alan Smithee

Morning Cup o’ Metal

There are bits of me that wish that the American Nu-Metal movement would have lasted a little longer, then I look at my CD collection and see that I have not 1 but 3 CDs by Limp Bizkit. So yeah, some bands and songs that came out were pretty good, Staind was great until Aaron […]

 Alan Smithee

Mid-day Ska Song of the Day!

I can’t help myself today…I know that this is the 3rd time that I’ve used an aquabats song this week, but they really are that good. If you’ve not gone out and picked up their most accomplished album, The Fury of The Aquabats you really should. It’s the one Ska album where there really isn’t […]

 Alan Smithee

The Real Ghostbusters Amazing Box Set

The Real Ghostbusters Amazing Box Set

Holy christ, where the hell was I when this show was on? From 1986-1991 and I missed the entire thing? They have 147 episodes in this series? That’s easily 3 times what Robotech got. Boy did I back the wrong series. I haven’t seen this in the stores yet, but I’m sure any of you […]

 Alan Smithee

Morning Cup o’ Metal

Is it any wonder where the hell Brendan Small came up with the concept for Metalocalypse? The band you see performing up above is Amon Amarth…quite possibly one of the most metal groups to be around right now. They’ve been making great melodic death metal for years now using various Norse and Viking elements…it’s just […]

 Alan Smithee

Morning Cup o’ Metal

Perhaps on the same level as Saving Private Ryan, Black Hawk Down does it’s best to show the absolute horrors of warfare in this modern age. What better to go along with that than some somber metal provided by Killswitch Engage. The track “The Arms of Sorrow” is off of the album As Daylight Dies […]

 Alan Smithee

Mid-day Ska Song of the Day!

Ah, there’s nothing like a happy peppy song about pending thermonuclear war. Alot of people out there might be convinced that the song is about nothing more than “99 Red Balloons” (thought it’s funny that the original song is 99 Luftballoons which are “Air” Balloons). Some of the gamer crowd out there might remember this […]